Madison

I don’t know, you don’t know, you know?

[Madison @_MaddyOneal]

Friend: "How's the married life?" Me: "Fan-fucking-tastic, no different than life before." This is my life's story.

[Steven Ray Morris @StevenRayMorris]

Pet Smart or Pets Mart?

[Madison @_MaddyOneal]

Just finished The Glades, what the fuck man. What happens to Jim?! Why didn’t they do another season?

[Madison @_MaddyOneal]

The Talented Mr. Ripley is a must watch... god damn you Jude Law.

[Madison @_MaddyOneal]

@lapada_padoo @mandykrezman Literally my favorite moment of graduation hahaha

[Madison @_MaddyOneal]

....2017? Thanks, asshole.

[Madison @_MaddyOneal]

@MorganBooke Nope it’s cause we fat.

[Madison @_MaddyOneal]

Y’all... Betty White has seen some shit.

[Madison @_MaddyOneal]

@KarenKilgariff @GHardstark Please look into Kelly’s Law and how it happened. Literally one of the most important laws in our court system today!!!

[Madison @_MaddyOneal]

Hahaha yes. This is being a Mom 101.

[madison @yelpreviewr]

You know when you haven’t eaten a lot throughout the day and then your first glass of wine kinda hits

[Madison @_MaddyOneal]

So do I book the $600 round trip to Maui for my anniversary in October or...?

[Madison @_MaddyOneal]

This was me today but I just fell asleep on camera...is that the same?

[Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark]

I Irish Goodbyed a Zoom happy hour last week (aka just shut the laptop when I got too drunk and was done). Where's my quarantine award?

[Mack @thatMuppetman]

STARBUCKS IS NOT AN ESSENTIAL SERVICE.
STARBUCKS IS NOT AN ESSENTIAL SERVICE.
STARBUCKS IS NOT AN ESSENTIAL SERVICE.
STARBUCKS IS NOT AN ESSENTIAL SERVICE.
STARBUCKS IS NOT AN ESSENTIAL SERVICE.
STARBUCKS IS NOT AN ESSENTIAL SERVICE.

[Madison @_MaddyOneal]

James and I both agreed How to Lose a Guy in 10 days is our favorite rom com

[Madison @_MaddyOneal]

@GHardstark not sure if you have done this murder but it’s a great bummer, Shari Faye Smith.

[Madison @_MaddyOneal]

Is it ironic that my husband takes maternity leave next week while we’re on lock down? No.

[Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark]

How much you wanna bet they still try to convince us we need a bikini body by summer

[Madison @_MaddyOneal]

Every time I channel surf, I will ALWAYS choose The Devil Wears Prada.

[Madison @_MaddyOneal]

I impulsively hum or make an odd sound when I think of something anxiety causing.

[Madison @_MaddyOneal]

I turn on a kid cartoon for my daughter to watch and she pays zero attention. Turn on Murder Comes to Town and she won’t look away....🤷🏻‍♀️

[Madison @_MaddyOneal]

Also hate baby monitors. 10/10 terrifying.