magic

la tristesse durera toujours.

[magic @_Magicx3]

don’t talk to me, im romanticizing my melancholic solitude and listening to my midwest emo playlist

[magic @_Magicx3]

@ilybrnda what we playin twin 🧍🏻

[MLB @MLB]

Happy 32nd birthday to the legendary Shohei Ohtani

Over his 9 years in the Majors, Shohei has racked up the accolades:

AL Rookie of the Year
4x MVP
6x All-Star
4x Silver Slugger
2x World Series champion

[no ya @oktruetho]

It’s all about sundress no panties now, we’ve forgotten about pussy from a girl in a tennis skirt. We’ve lost our ways

[+ THY WILL BE DONE + @SUICIDEBOYS]

GREY DAY 2026. TICKETS ON SALE NOW

https://t.co/sntgdc1z1M

[magic @_Magicx3]

SEE YA’LL IN THE PIT

[MLB @MLB]

Go-ahead BIRTHDAY BLAST for Will Smith 🎂

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

Thank you baseball for giving autistic people a chance to relate to the world

[diem @teohtani]

Mike Trout: I wasted all my time on the Angels :(

Aaron Judge: I freeze under the bright lights :(

Paul Skenes: My team fucking sucks :(

Shohei Ohtani:

[Alli Girl 💁🏼‍♀️ @AlliAlliG]

Hot take: baseball is only boring to people who don’t understand the game and refuse to take the time to. Baseball is a sport for people who like thinking about sports.

[Dodgers Nation @DodgersNation]

THE DODGERS BEAT THE DIAMONDBACKS 2-0 ON RING CEREMONY NIGHT!

Kyle Tucker hit the go-ahead run and Edwin Diaz slammed the door shut.

Dodgers improve to 2-0 🔥

[Adolis Muse @AdolisMuse]

The Astros could be playing the Taliban and you'd catch me in the stands wearing a turban

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

If being the best makes you bad, then so be it. #OpeningDayLA

[Blake Harris @BlakeHHarris]

WELCOME TO 2026

THE DODGERS KICK OFF THEIR SEASON WITH A DUB

THE OFFENSE WENT NUTS

YAMAMOTO AND THE BULLPEN DID THEIR THING

I'VE MISSED BASEBALL SO MUCH

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

Champions wear Gold.

The Dodgers Gold Collection is available now at https://t.co/9I0nt25Ix1 and at Dodger Stadium starting 3/23!

[Liam 🇵🇸 @Hezbolsonaro]

Imagine how much peace could be achieved if the world came together to wipe out the Israelis

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

FUCK ISRAEL!

[magic @_Magicx3]

i love when guests come into my store and are just as nerdy about watches as i am, genuinely makes my day better

[magic @_Magicx3]

walking through ontario mills is like a living breathing ad for birth control

[magic @_Magicx3]

hi twitter i am drunk and i love my little chungus life very much rn and im in a very good place in life and were all gonna make it bros

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

We need public executions for everyone implicated in the Epstein child sex trafficking and torture rituals.