MamaMelly*

Being a Mom is hard. It's exhausting, nerve testing and eye rolling. But it's also hilarious.

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The well-being of my houseplants is a great representation of how I’m doing in my own life. 🪴

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Weather warnings! I’d never wish for a whole snow day but just the buses to be running 1 hour late.

I’m always running 1 hour late.

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Toddlers always turn on some sort of setting or preference you never knew existed and then you can never figure out how to turn it back off.

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70% of doing my make up is wondering where I put the brush I just had in my hand.

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Sometimes when I notice I have a back up of Jet Dry under the sink, I realize I have completely reached adulthood.

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I hear folks say they don’t see a lot of people using phone booths anymore but I use my bathroom as one everyday. #momlife

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@niasheis HAHAHA amazing 🙌

[mom sets the table @erikavose]

“No you cannot have a cookie for breakfast” is what I told my toddler as I hid the cookie I was eating for breakfast behind my back #momlife

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Frig, computer. Why you neva respond to me?

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If you havin low signal I feel bad for you son, I got 99 chargers but I can’t find one.

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When my kid goes to bed I eat his cheesies like I’m smoking a cigarette just to feel extra bad ass. #momlife

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Mirror mirror, on the wall...
I am my mother after all.

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There’s something a little horror movie like about running away from your toddler who just got all hopped up on ketchup chips. #Momlife

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Like kinetic sand through just about everything, these are the days of my life. #momlife

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I bought my kid a chocolate milk and then I drank that chocolate milk. #MomLife #NoRegrets

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Man, Spring is acting like a dead beat dad... like, are you coming or not?

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Reinventing the wheel to run myself over.

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I was gonna... but sometimes life just says, “go to bed.”