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[Master Sensei @_ManWitDaPlan]

On Friday my boss asked me to come in at 6am on Monday. It’s 6:51 and nobody here. I’m bout ready to just go home and call out today at this point

[Master Sensei @_ManWitDaPlan]

@CallMeMsMaybin Yeah I’m straight. Appreciate you tho

[Master Sensei @_ManWitDaPlan]

It’s all downhill once the drugs don’t even get you right nomore

[Master Sensei @_ManWitDaPlan]

Happy birthday to the 🐐 @kobebryant

[Ricky 🇩🇴 @PicassoMadeSty]

When 2K19 taking forever to come out

[𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓶𝓐. 𝓓 ᥫ᭡ @xi_iii_]

Clubbing has to be the most pointless adult activity there is.

[Cal. @CRomero3]

If you not willing to change for another person, you not ready for a relationship my nigga. The “this is how I am and I’m not going to change” mentality gotta go.

[6 Mile's Own @SeanTheTerrible]

Back in the day when your girl said she was hanging out with her friends, it meant T.G.I.Fridays for margaritas... Nowadays it means a lingerie party at Ocho cinco's house and if you have a problem with it, you're insecure and controlling.

[Master Sensei @_ManWitDaPlan]

When somebody gon stop bullshittin and make a time machine, I got things to redo out here

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Man listen, y’all better stop playing. https://t.co/qZyORBr1fE

[DC Maryland Virginia @DMVFollowers]

Driving through DC

[Master Sensei @_ManWitDaPlan]

I always hear “money can’t buy happiness”. Well I don’t believe you, so gimme a couple mill and let’s find out

[DOM @DOPEITSDOM]

If somebody has offended u or did u wrong in the past. Forgive them and move on. U win. #MondayAdvice

[Bijon @_BijonMonay]

it makes no sense to work 5 days then only have 2 days of rest when really, you most likely aren’t even resting