amanda jean

♉

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

My head gasket is gone. Destroyed. I had no injury / injuries going into the fight. I was throwing kicks, planted and jumping, all throughout camp as well as backstage before the fight. This came out of nowhere. I am beyond dark here. I can only describe it as hell.

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

I was so sharp and so ready for this fight I cannot believe what has happened. The talk of me being off while walking in to the fight is nonsense. I was calm, ready, and confident. I am in shock what has taken place. The devil is literally staring at me right in front of my face here. I am not engaging. I will be at church tomorrow.

I will overcome this.
I will not be deterred.
I will return.

[Jason Kelce @JasonKelce]

Man, somebody help me. That foul looked incidental from Balogun, shouldn’t a Red Card be given if there is either intention to foul, or an action that is aggressive and unsafe in nature? Didn’t feel like Balogun was out of control or anything, just looked like it kind of happened.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

I’m about to cry man, I’ve never seen this Country so United bro

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

What’s the phone number for the FIFA red card appeal hotline?

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

Me and the boys going to FIFA Headquarters to appeal Balogun’s red card so he can play against Belgium 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

THE TELEMUNDO CALL OF THE MALIK TILLMAN FREE KICK IS THE BEST THING YOU'LL EVER HEAR 🇺🇸🦅❤️

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

my brain as soon as someone starts explaining card game rules to me

[amanda jean @_MandiiPandii]

@TheoVon can you please please please try and get @HunterBiden on the pod 🤞🏻☺️

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

me spending $50 on someone else Vs me spending $50 on myself

[amanda jean @_MandiiPandii]

Idk I kinda wanna beat this refs ass

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[amanda jean @_MandiiPandii]

When will it be my turn

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Me minding my own business but still noticing everything

[Matt @Mahcus_Smaht]

Probably one of the best tweets ever

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

girl you gotta try this healing potion it's called dr pepper

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Getting paid while there’s still money left from the last paycheck feels like unlocking a bonus level in adulthood

[𑣲 @theamourkiss]

when you reach such a high level of sadness that instead of crying you just sit and stare into nothingness.

[T!🎀 @jesu__tofunmii]

how it feels to say "okay" instead of arguing