Strömberg

“Klaatu barada (politico).” Cognitively there, here, or elsewhere. Grumpicus specialus.

[Strömberg @_MarcGoldberg]

Generally two kinds of Trump supporters exist: those oblivious to established facts and those comfortable with his endless criminality. He’s a demonstrably unfit and unwell sociopath at the very least. The continuing support of this man is dangerous and wholly UNAMERICAN.

[Strömberg @_MarcGoldberg]

Last Tweet for… May you all bask in the glorious musk of foul douchedom.

[Strömberg @_MarcGoldberg]

Helmets have always been for chumps, but especially for those mostly likely killed from not wearing them.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

BREAKING: A right-wing Florida lawyer who fought against state laws requiring motorcycle riders to wear helmets was killed in a motorcycle crash while not wearing a helmet, the Tampa Bay Times reports.

[Strömberg @_MarcGoldberg]

You’d think he’d be less of a Supreme ❄️. I guess he can join the “Target Club” along with all those “hysterical” woman he’s endangered. Here’s to less and less respect to da Supremes going forward. Have no faith in supreme judgement.

[Reuters @Reuters]

Supreme Court's Alito says abortion draft leak made justices 'targets' https://t.co/AGuVM6mXhH

[Strömberg @_MarcGoldberg]

The Wizard of Charlatans is such a help.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

I just had an appointment with my doctor and of course I brought along a member of the city council to advise. Thanks Dr. Oz for the suggestion!

[Strömberg @_MarcGoldberg]

Noted. I’ll also remember the @GOP is no longer interested in women managing their own bodies/the rule of law + standing with law enforcement, is openly pro-authoritarian and openly anti-democratic, and happy to embrace batshit crazy and totally unhinged unamerican policies. 🤡

[Republicans @Republicans]

Before you go to vote remember how often Democrats have voted with Biden & how their policies have hurt our economy, national security, & day to day life.

[Strömberg @_MarcGoldberg]

Yes. Poor lil ye.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Aftermath of Kanye West’s antisemitic comments:

Adidas cut ties
Balenciaga cut ties
Vogue and Anna Wintour cut ties
Dropped by talent agency, CAA
Dropped by lawyer
Streams, sales & airplay plummeted
Restricted from Instagram & Twitter
Stadium shows cancelled
Documentary shelved

[Strömberg @_MarcGoldberg]

@laurenboebert And the sky on your planet remains green while the ground is purple. The @GOP is openly hostile to democracy because it doesn’t help them stay in power anymore. Cool story, though.

[Strömberg @_MarcGoldberg]

.@GOP Real good stuff from your unfit fuck.

[Citizens for Ethics @CREWcrew]

In this horrifying clip, Donald Trump proposes throwing reporters in jail, where they'll be raped until they give up their sources.

His crowd laughed.

[Strömberg @_MarcGoldberg]

@nathaliejacoby1 Absolutely not. Logging out indefinitely and hoping its future goes the way of MySpace. Musk has gone from an interesting guy to self important mega-troll. His “expertise” isn’t as grand as he imagines.

[Strömberg @_MarcGoldberg]

Someday, imma “travel all over The America.”

[Strömberg @_MarcGoldberg]

“I admire the resolve of those people waiting in the drive-thru line at McDonald’s, but I ain’t waiting 30 minutes for food. Nope.”

[Strömberg @_MarcGoldberg]

“Whatevs. I wanna just keep bitching about canon canon canon. Think I’ll leave a negative review on Rotten Tomatoes cause my likely uninformed butthurt is so bad.

[Jim Wert @MadeyeGamgee]

Processing the Rings of Power first season, I’ve been reading Tolkien’s 1951 letter to Milton Waldman, a prospective publisher of The Silmarillion. I’m concluding that, time compression aside, the RoP writers are including more core Tolkien than I’ve been giving them credit.

[Strömberg @_MarcGoldberg]

Dear friend, you haven’t posted a workout/run/treadmill Twitter update in months. Are you getting soft and large again? Are you okay? Asking for another friend.

[Strömberg @_MarcGoldberg]

#AlexJones fucked around and found out. 🤡

[Strömberg @_MarcGoldberg]

Sunday buzzkill in full nerd effect.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Late to the party here, but In this year’s @TopGunMovie, @TomCruise’s character Maverick ejects from a hypersonic plane at Mach 10.5, before it crashed.

He survived with no injuries.

At that air speed, his body would splatter like a chainmail glove swatting a worm. Just sayin’.

[Strömberg @_MarcGoldberg]

“Goddamnit, goblins DO NOT have witch hats!”

[Strömberg @_MarcGoldberg]

And it may very well break you.

[Strömberg @_MarcGoldberg]

“We may be crazy, but at least we’re not adults who “take an American Girl doll to a New York City cafe and clip it to the table in a tiny chair with a miniature plate and coffee cup assembled in front of it” crazy.”

[Strömberg @_MarcGoldberg]

Current mood.

[Strömberg @_MarcGoldberg]

Go back to school. Your “representation” is mind bogglingly batshit.

[Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert]

Two Words: Let’s Go Brandon!