Calvin Applebottom II

Cut me open, I’ll bleed maroon and white.

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

The best part of being a Texas A&M fan is that someday I’ll die

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

Jensen Huang lost his job before Marcel Reed

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

Walking out of class at 5:45pm and it’s pitch black outside

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

If you like/listen to Morgan Wallen then you’re really gay so it’s pretty fitting he’s a Tennessee fan

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

The only reason Texas lost the Battle of the Alamo is because we had a bunch of sissy TENNESSEE VOLUNTEERS fighting on our side.

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

#NewProfilePic Blackout week

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

@UTFootballEdits Do you ever post “Longhorn Footballs Edits” like your name entails, or do you only respond to Sooners and Aggies?

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

You will never see a school flex losing an SEC Championship game to a backup QB harder than the Texas Longhorns.

[Longhorn Football Edits✍️ @UTFootballEdits]

OU and A&M will go down in history to have NEVER played for an SEC Championship... 🤣

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

Every week I like to play the biggest games of the week on CFB 27. Today I’m playing Texas vs LSU

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

@lukeevangelist_ Geez that’s horrible

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

For Elko to portray himself as this gritty, hardworking, blue-collar dude from New Jersey, he is incredibly soft and our football team further demonstrates that every Saturday.

[Carter Karels @CarterKarels]

Followed up and asked Mike Elko if he has long-term confidence in OC Holmon Wiggins: "That's not for now. That's a stupid question, Carter."

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

Just make it quick Vol twitter

[NBAYOUNGVOL 🍊🧡 @VOLBOYx]

@_MaroonKoolAid @camszn_15 You are so fucked

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

@UnderdogNFL I just fell to my knees

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

@callum_vol 🫩 I hate you

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

We’re 4-5 and now we gotta deal with Vol Twitter all week

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

@klintkubiak504 Yeah it is really insane to think about but that’s CFB nowadays

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

I don’t hate the 24 team College Football Playoff. Over the past few years, bowl games have become less meaningful with so many players opting out. More playoff games means fewer opt outs and more meaningful football games.

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

@RaiderTy92 A&M and Tech have made the playoffs the same amount of times

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

@KittyElko There’s definitely some positives and negatives about it. CFB has drastically changed in such a short period of time

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

@captivecreamer I can agree with that but they had already lost a ton of weight after it went to 12 teams

[Texas A&M Football @AggieFootball]

Uncommon. Undefeated. Uncompleted.

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

@OgPledge I think they’re hilarious when my team isn’t the one they’re fighting with