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[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

"I'd rather me mate cry on me shoulder than go to his funeral next week." Power message by Paddy

[— @_Marris_6]

‘Til ya can’t

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Fuck April.

[Kent Murphy @ReaICoachKent]

If you dish it out you better be able to take it too 💯

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9…

[— @_Marris_6]

“He’s more messed up than my credit score” - @E_Coldren_12

[DeKaylin Metcalf @dkm14]

Therapy should not have a bad connotation

[— @_Marris_6]

“I’m a comfy crushed” -Hawk

[Kristi Noem @KristiNoem]

A strong American President that put their citizens first would take these six actions right now:

1. Restart and expedite the Keystone XL Pipeline immediately.

[— @_Marris_6]

7 & 12 will forever be the goats

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Tom Brady is retiring from football after 22 extraordinary seasons, multiple sources tell @JeffDarlington and me.

More coming on https://t.co/rDZaVFhcDQ.

[— @_Marris_6]

@MarkieMark171 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Mason Ramsey @masonramsey]

im back 🐎

[— @_Marris_6]

@MarkieMark171 Good luck

[— @_Marris_6]

*girl walks into target*

“I think she OD’d yesterday”

[— @_Marris_6]

“Who we lookin at? The girl in the pants?” -@_calebmorris

[Gump Cathcart @bubbagumpino]

Pulling up on Feel Good Friday

[— @_Marris_6]

My life, man. One thing after another 😂😂😂

[— @_Marris_6]

@josh12_12 “Who you ridin with Saturday brad?”
@Bradwildcats24 “Mom”
Josh - “… nice bro”

[— @_Marris_6]

Life’s too short y’all. Be careful. Rip.

[— @_Marris_6]

For real. For real

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Y’all don’t fuckin know me. Tf outta here.