Mateo

[maK 🔻 @TheyThemItalian]

she's being too nice

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

If your cat is curious abt what you're eating always let em have a lil whiff. 9/10 times they don't even wanna eat it they just wanted to know what it was. it's cute

[Potato Snail 🥔🐌 @I_love_snailsss]

Counting or not counting toy violence

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

I know a few teachers in Queens who would beg to differ.

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

RT for the chance to win a paintbrush signed by our own Bob Ross, @RomeOdunze 🖌️

[🌽Actual Jake @ActualCorn]

Luigi didn't do anything wrong

[naiive @naiivememe]

Temu delivery guy crossing the Strait of Hormuz to deliver my fake Rolex

[Reid Wiseman @astro_reid]

There are no words.

[• @yducknow]

Racist people, when they have to sleep and all they see is black.

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

because they did the same thing to black kids in the sixties when segregation ended

[DRUSKI @druski]

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

You occasionally get a moment that symbolizes everything wrong with this country. In this case it's a U.S. Marine veteran screaming out that no one wants to fight for Israel and a U.S. Senator breaking his arm. A perfect encapsulation of US foreign policy.

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today’s military strikes on Iran — carried out by the United States and Israel — mark a catastrophic escalation in an illegal war of aggression. Bombing cities. Killing civilians. Opening a new theater of war.  Americans do not want this. They do not want another war in pursuit of regime change. They want relief from the affordability crisis. They want peace.

I am focused on making sure that every New Yorker is safe. I have been in contact with our Police Commissioner and emergency management officials. We are taking proactive steps, including increasing coordination across agencies and enhancing patrols of sensitive locations out of an abundance of caution.

Additionally, I want to speak directly to Iranian New Yorkers: you are part of the fabric of this city — you are our neighbors, small business owners, students, artists, workers, and community leaders. You will be safe here.

[LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @LongTimeHistory]

UPDATE—Father protests after ICE raid elementary bus stop.

"I've never protested before in my entire life," he says emotional.

"But then I watched 4th and 5th grade kids run away from their own government."

"I never want to see a child run away from our own government again."

[rei @_str4wberrei]

just had a huge ass debate with my tr*mp supporter dad about how shitty of a person tr*mp is and he's sitting there making excuses abt the epstein files, and ends the conversation with "you know I read today a guy shot his daughter in the head for having an argument about trump"

[𝐉✰𝐙𝐋𝐘𝐍 @jazlynfaiithh]

to say “the dancing is disgusting, especially for young children” when you’re a pedophile is quite interesting.

[Bad Bunny HQ @BBPRTV]

Bad Bunny officially has the most-watched Super Bowl Halftime Show in history, with more than 135.4 MILLION viewers.

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

Well. That made me feel more proudly American than anything Kid Rock has ever done.

[Recovering Cyclone Fan @kdanbaybe]

You’re a cornball. We have a pedophile as president and you’re worried about a hypothetical situation happening to continue to spread hate and fear. Go to hell, Randy. You’re a dimwitted fuck.