Matt Berkheimer

AyeBeeEmm😘

[Matt Berkheimer @_MattBeMe_]

RFT https://t.co/h9jUdDRhZR

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@LordDsk what you doin bro https://t.co/dN7Pgo5nyO

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I'm so upset I missed taco Tuesday this week

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If working these two jobs don't help me put work on my car I've failed myself entirely #nosleep

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Catch ya boy working at Endless Auto Salon 🙌🏽

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Hey @bas it's been 2 years bro let's see an album this year

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You answer the best way you can

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When your 13 year old sister DM's this to you

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My coworker asked me "how do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick" IM FUCKING CRYING 😂😂😂

[Matt Berkheimer @_MattBeMe_]

Oh thank god you have the 4x4 tattoo of a clover on your forearm I thought you were Mexican for a second

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When all the adults crash early but you want to drink so you teach the kids how to play mushroom and smoke or fire

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#MarineAppreciationPost #CheezinIt

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Me AF https://t.co/sOcYDOWa53

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Hashtag it so they know you foreal @_domonicc @cjlozano12

[jon @jonsanchoo]

#hellchallenge 😂😂😂 my momma funny

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I CANT FUCKING BREATHE😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/eamwcMb3tp

[Matt Berkheimer @_MattBeMe_]

If pineapple doesn't go on pizza then fries don't belong in burritos dammit

[Beyoncé doce trece @greatvaluetrash]

this is literally me when someone irl says "i follow you on twitter"