Matthew Jones

Liquor & gaming licensing specialist. @Brisbanelions @SSFCRABBITOHS, #BSAbike, wannabe muso+author+golfer+triathlete. Proud husband, dad, cat & puppy owner.

[Matthew Jones @_MattJ]

@katherinefeeney @abcbrisbane City kitten Feeney.

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@brisbanelions Jacket? Please! That’s a cardy.

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@isobelroe Appropriate vows:
Bride: I don’t care. I love it.
Groom: Shut up and take my money.

[Matthew Jones @_MattJ]

@NRL_TheProfits @Mz_Julz06 Of course not. It’s perfectly ok to hit a falling player in the head so hard that you hurt your own forearm. Bonus if all that force transfers one head into another and cuts up both players. Physics at work.

[Matthew Jones @_MattJ]

@ebonycavallaro great to see you in the studio on tonight’s news. Awesome work.

[Ashleigh @dizzyyet]

💪💪💪

[Matthew Jones @_MattJ]

@zeekpower I think I’ve heard enough negative stuff about this now to be comfortable not bothering. Thanks Zeek.

[Matthew Jones @_MattJ]

Are you allowed to have pet penguins?

[Helen @AussieGal999]

This is so sweet! Sound up 🔊
🐧 #penguin #fairypenguin

[ABC SPORT @abcsport]

🦁 The @brisbanelions have moved into 3rd on the ladder off the back of their first win at Adelaide Oval against the inconsistent @PAFC #AFL #AFLPowerLions https://t.co/SqCgRPP8HK

[Matthew Jones @_MattJ]

Sensational game from Jarryd Lyons. Lachie under so much pressure, but Jarryd stepped up. Stunning win. #GoLions #GoLyons #AFLPowerLions

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Really over players milking penalties for crusher tackles. #NRLKnightsBulldogs

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Thanks @zeekpower for your work this season. Really enjoyed it. All the best for whatever’s next mate. 🎶

[Matthew Jones @_MattJ]

Ok. Thankfully that wiki thing was bogus. #TheVoiceAU

[Matthew Jones @_MattJ]

This whole Wikipedia thing being right is really annoying. And disturbing. And annoying, not to mention annoying 😡 #TheVoiceAU

[Matthew Jones @_MattJ]

@colourbluz @TheVoiceAU Yikes! More hobbit than sadistic bastard I think.

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Mr Frodo!! #TheVoiceAU

[Matthew Jones @_MattJ]

Ah @zeekpower you are so likeable and so talented mate. You deserve the win. #votezeek #TheVoiceAU

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4th place. Unbelievable. #GoLions that was finals-like today. #AFLGiantsLions

[Matthew Jones @_MattJ]

The proof is not in the pudding.

[Matthew Jones @_MattJ]

Repeating my frequent call for an alternative broadcast of the footy without commentary (off the back of that krap just before). Refs’ mics and ground effects ones for the crowd all that we need. 👍🏻#NRLDragonsStorm