Radar Tech: Matt

I don't like muffins, actually. Parody. 18+ Kylo Ren is awesome.

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Kylo Ren's mom would make him these all the time back when she still loved me. I mean him. #NationalDessertDay

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I miss you, my friend… may you Rest In Peace…

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@nicemansolo I kriffing hate twitter so much.

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@AJemaineClement @TaikaWaititi Uh... I’m pretty sure the “smelt it, dealt it” argument hasn’t worked on anyone since literally the first grade 🙄

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@bensolobot *laughs* C’mon... It’s not nice to make fun of Rey like that

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@FirstOrder_Jysa *smirks* Uncle Luke is usually the one that is “full of hot air”

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@KyloGirlfriend A heartfelt happy birthday to the Darkest star in the galaxy... Someone whose strength and resilience redefine what it means to be a <true> Darksider.

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@snrkjj Wow... *smirks* someone is having delusions of grandeur again, I see...

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@IAmRey__ That’s your first mistake... friends are dumb, Rey...

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@IDreamOfHamill @EByzio @HamillHimself @MarilouHamill @Kirin_Arnold @chewy177 @Mousefan98 @darth_swlove03 @HolocronThe @MaraRanger @Jaydy2007 @Friendbearx @Hellboy919 Oh look... *smirks* I didn’t know there <was> anyone shorter than Uncle Luke.

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@IAmRey__ *smirks* more like JOIN the Darkside

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@showyourteethya OMDV... I’ve been to Rhode Island... they all look like that there

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*laughs* If you can name anything? You aren’t doing it right. #IsMoreSatisfyingThanSex

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“Odds” are? *smirks* They’re “disappointingly” out of tune.

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How cool are these? @Eddieg1g2 @JJ66616

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@IAmRey__ *smirks* It’s ok to be jealous of his skills. He’s <bad ass.>

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@FirstOrder_Jysa Ooohhhh.... like the @spartanrace I did last weekend, and the triathlon I did tonight when I wasn’t working? Is that what you mean by “re...lax...ation”?

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#NationalRelaxationDay *narrows his eyes and stumbles over the pronunciation* re... l... ax...? Ation? What the kriff is that? *smirks* Must be a Resistance holiday. Bet everyone gets a participation medal for it, too.

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@Aphotic_Aurora *smiels a little* I wish that were so, Adah... I wish that were so

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#IfItWasTheSeventies Kylo Ren’s grandfather would still be in charge. *sighs nostalgically* Those were good times...*scowls as he considers how his uncle was ultimately the mans undoing* But <noooo>.... someone had to be a JEDI instead!

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#ItsSoHotThat grandfather decided to let Obi Wan have the high ground.