Matt Hansen

Father | Atheist | Beer Brewer | Aspiring Writer

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@elonmusk Shut up, Elon.

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@PGATOUR @tonyfinaugolf Better than mine. 🙃

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Before and after.

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@LucienGreaves Fucking gross.

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@ThinkingAtheist All the time. I live in Utah. I will eventually move.

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@ufc @Justin_Gaethje @StateofSport @tonyfinaugolf I’m here in Utah, let’s golf! @Justin_Gaethje @tonyfinaugolf

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@GolfDigest Cam Smith all day.

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#outlast on @netflix was trash. Shitty people at the end with nothing but hypocritical views and actions.

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@JimmyASnow 💯

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Believer: I KNOW how the world was created, how the universe was created and why the universe was created.

Me: No you don’t.

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@netflix @mulaney I just finished your new special and it was great, with all the sadness, hardness and pain. I could relate to it with my young life. I can’t wait for the next one, John.

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Just know, if you’re homophobic, I automatically assume that you are gay.

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I used to fly the confederate flag but in my my mind it was just the “rebel flag” and it had no connection to racism or slavery. Then I learned the history and now I condemn that flag. #grow #evolve #racism

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@nathaliejacoby1 C

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@theArdenHart First time I used a bidet was in Rome and I loved it. We now have multiple bidets in our house.

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@but_amber_said Where is this from? Looks great.

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My wife while reading to our small child-“This book was probably written by a sixth grader, it fucking sucks.” 😂

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@RepMTG The only problem is that he wasn’t lying. Which makes you the liar. And this isn’t about feeling honored to throw insults, how about actually doing something that benefits the American people. The people that work full time and make way less than you.

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If the Bible was co-authored by an all-loving God, its endorsement of slavery is surprising.

If authored by human beings, for whom slavery was a common part of life at the time, it is not surprising.

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@nathaliejacoby1 Fry sauce.