matthew stewart

[matthew stewart @_MatthewManning]

Btw, Sprouts has $5.99 sushi on Wednesdays. JACKPOT

[Seen on the Internet @FunnySight]

This is one of the greatest videos on the internet

[Bobby Howard @BobbyHowardOK]

The Goose in Midtown renamed their menu for tomorrow:

[Mike Meech @meechone]

Hey @ArtButSports

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Madonna of Milk Enthroned with Child, by Jean Fouquet, 1452-55 (flipped)

[Brett Usher @UsherNBA]

Isaiah Joe fakes leaving the bench 😂

[Bitcoin Teddy @Bitcoin_Teddy]

No debt
Ideal weight
8 hours of sleep
Mental health on track
Right nutrition
Zero Alcohol

This was my peak

I was 8

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[grace @gracefishlove]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[slay @nemesis09066]

Genie: you have 3 wishes.

Me: make my friend gay.

Genie: you still have 3 wishes.

Me:

[mr_eggs @scrumble_eggs]

Admit it. You assumed that Dr. Pepper was a man. You didn’t even consider that Dr. Pepper could be a woman.

[Dean Cain @RealDeanCain]

I laughed a little too hard at this! 🤣🤣

[Crime Net @TRIGGERHAPPYV1]

This guy is going viral for his insane rig setup towing a camper with a boat on top of his truck with people saying he won at life

[frick @gofrickurself]

At rock bottom do you want anything

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

they didn't have flowers at walmart so my mama getting cilantro

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

Nice opinion dude. Does it come in men’s

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

hentaivirus? yea I got one of them on my parents computer before

[dog @adogtwting]

fuckin got his ass

[i like food @messedupfoods]

"Can I have 100 pizzas for the homeless? "

[Darius Soriano @forumbluegold]

when i signal to my wife to put on more ice cream with the peach cobbler she’s grabbing for me.