Matthew 🅱️

We are all the superheroes of our own comic book.

[Matthew 🅱️ @_Matutuhew]

I havent died yet so theres no proof I'm NOT immortal

[Matthew 🅱️ @_Matutuhew]

@Mim_ith SO TRUE TWIN

[Matthew 🅱️ @_Matutuhew]

@Mim_ith You should visit Philadelphia !!

[Matthew 🅱️ @_Matutuhew]

@doaenel Banger tweet as always

[Matthew 🅱️ @_Matutuhew]

@Mr_MistyEye Damn he really turned himself into a pickle? That's the funniest shit I ever seen

[Matthew 🅱️ @_Matutuhew]

Damn he really turned himself into a pickle? That's the funniest shit I've ever seen

[Matthew 🅱️ @_Matutuhew]

the ability to speak does not make you intelligent

[Matthew 🅱️ @_Matutuhew]

@lucozadebabe You just hate old women bc youre ageist

[Matthew 🅱️ @_Matutuhew]

I think the grandma from encanto did nothing wrong

[Sterling Crispin 🕊️ @sterlingcrispin]

I'm a single issue voter, I want the warm lights back.

Streetlights are too blue. Headlights are too bright. It's a crime against nature and God.

We need to demand 2800K or below color balance for all outdoor lights. Some cities regulate 3000k max, that's still too damn blue.

[Cypress Branch🌲{Team Depression} @CypressBranch88]

Who tf invented Durians.

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

Incredible things happening in the state of Virginia

[Matthew 🅱️ @_Matutuhew]

You must wipe once to know you need a second
And a second wipe to know one was enough

[Matthew 🅱️ @_Matutuhew]

People will jack your style but won't jack you off

[Matthew 🅱️ @_Matutuhew]

I don't care how deep Yuno's demons dwell within her I would still be the light that fights them for her man. Call me crazy, but she goals.

[Matthew 🅱️ @_Matutuhew]

@RiaenArt Call them back yourself

[Matthew 🅱️ @_Matutuhew]

@Mr_MistyEye "Respcetfully (bro/gurl) You ugly. Hop off my dick."

[Matthew 🅱️ @_Matutuhew]

@RiaenArt Tax evasion

[Matthew 🅱️ @_Matutuhew]

@AsycLoL @Sanchovies @dreamwastaken Ever heard of humor?

[Matthew 🅱️ @_Matutuhew]

Just read the word autumn as autism

[Matthew 🅱️ @_Matutuhew]

@itsebguys Both options say library

[Matthew 🅱️ @_Matutuhew]

@awk_activist Ayo custom made coochie? Maybe I been wrong about this issue the whole time

[Matthew 🅱️ @_Matutuhew]

@RiaenArt !!!!!!!!!!×