Mike the Analyst

'I don't give a f*ck, because Twitter's not a real place.' - Dave Chappelle

1 part satire, 1 part trolling, 1 part genuine. Opinions my own

[Mike the Analyst @_MayDay35]

Pin this on my grave

[Star Wars Culture @SWCultureLive]

This speech. 👌

#StarWars #Andor

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@Lions No one cares

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@courtneyknill Women when you tell them you'll do _____ in ___ minutes

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@EndWokeness .@RuthlessPodcast this is @ComfortablySmug nightmare. He may just fly private

[Mike the Analyst @_MayDay35]

@venom1s Bet that thang gripped like a special kid with a lego

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@TheEXECUTlONER_ From the ice hockey side, nothing stops "those" parents ex running the clock. Based on the beginning of the video the ump maybe had a quick trigger, let the guy crab as he walks but considering another parent immediately went at him, outcome was certainly a forgone conclusion

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@Breaking911 .@DCheverere hates this

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@robbysoave The fact they weren't sus of any army *ordered* for them is the overarching plot hole.
Plus the army was allegedly
commissioned by a wacky/fringe Master after the plan was prev denied by the council
PLUS why is the Order okay with clones, isn't that insulting to the force?

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@Humanarewild I don't want to assume but I will. We need the sassy gays to narrate every video like this

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@redsteeze Deep dive the butterfly effect on if QuiGon was able to mind trick Watto into believing these republic credits were promised to him 3000 years ago. Maybe throw in a space laser too

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@bennyjohnson

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@EODHappyCaptain

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@Breaking911 "I have to do my job because then I can control it otherwise the feds will do it their way"

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@RepMikeLevin Isnt the Lincoln Memorial a national park?

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@mightydudbolt What's more important is, where's Rota?

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@RealDonKeith Bro I got ADHD too, my wrist hurts from the carpal tunnel my ADHD enhanced excel skills

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@sentdefender The damn gypsies are going to drag us into WW3. Was not on my bingo card

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@EODHappyCaptain The disappointment in COD will continue until toaster bath

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@DschlopesIsBack

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@mkhammer MKH cmon put some respect on his name. It's Ewan "Space Jesus" McGregor

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@kyber_kat I think it's neither, the gang wasn't getting out of that bind without the same result of "the gang" eliminating the ground troops and at a min disabling the walker