Meghan (she/her)

LB's Mom. Lover of baseball ⚾ and donuts 🍩. @DevOpsDaysBmore organizer. Mostly retweets or musings of my small one.

[Meghan (she/her) @_McBee13]

Actual exchange w my mother about my 4yo:
Mom: She wants to watch 'wit.' What is that & what is it on?
Me: I think Booba on Netflix
Mom:✅

No wonder "where did I put my keys" is so hard, my short term memory is full of fake names of real shows & the location of her favorite toy.

[Meghan (she/her) @_McBee13]

Follow-up question: as much as this is absurd, why is it also completely relatable?

[Meghan (she/her) @_McBee13]

Reasons my 4yo was crying after waking up at 2am: she wanted a daytime rest, not a nighttime rest.

[DevOpsDays Baltimore @DevOpsDaysBmore]

DevOpsDays is returning to Baltimore for 2023!!! Join us on May 23rd and 24th at the Rita Rossi Colwell Center (Formerly the Columbus Center). Earlybird tickets, talk proposals and sponsorships are now open! https://t.co/gi7cGTEIxZ

[Meghan (she/her) @_McBee13]

3: Mama, when will we be home?
Me: Well we have to go to the store, but then we'll be home soon... ish.
3: I'm not ish! I'm just Lucy.

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

strongly relate to the honey cake’s needs

[Meghan (she/her) @_McBee13]

@geekygirlsarah Interior door knobs

[sarah @sablaah]

omg thanks for ending the meeting 4 minutes early and "giving me some time back" -- now I can finally pursue my passions

[Meghan (she/her) @_McBee13]

Me, unbuckling carseat: "Mm, you smell yummy"
3: "Mama, I'm not a food"

[Jenny Bramble @jennydoesthings]

Do you think the developers at @ElixirConf are going to know there’s a tester among them? 🥰 so ready for my talk at 1:15! Am I talking about risk and communication? You bet I am. 😂

[SmartLogic @smartlogic]

Come see us at #ElixirConf2022 !We’re looking forward to all the amazing speakers this week. #elixir #technology #denvercolorado

[Justin Fenton @justin_fenton]

Saw this awful story going around on Twitter, clicked it to learn the home is in Baltimore and homeowner a JHU prof:

[Meghan (she/her) @_McBee13]

Me: Do you want to go down the slide?
3: No, it's too slippery.
Me: Too slippery? that's the point
3: No mama, that's the _problem_

[Meghan (she/her) @_McBee13]

1. I. just. ADORE. @crayzeigh. I mean just look at them. 🤩
2. THIS: "We won’t run our systems past 80% load, but we refuse to let humans run at anything less than 100%."

[Jessica Kerr @jessitron]

If you try to schedule a meeting with me at 5pm on a Friday, you will see that I am busy.

[Laura Tacho 🌮 @rhein_wein]

"How do you measure burnout on your team?"

Someone asked this question in my course today.

Required reading for any leader:

[Meghan (she/her) @_McBee13]

Food for thought.

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

One last treat. Ever curious about the fights I had with the censors on Gravity Falls? I probably shouldn't share this buttttt here are some REAL NOTES from DISNEY S&P and my REAL REPLIES. You are not prepared #10YearsOfGravityFalls