MegaBlastoise

26 years old | Video Game Enjoyer | Eagles and Phillies fan

[Goku Jr @Ogluchiani]

Punch wrap supreme is crazy

[Chris, Karl Marx Enjoyer @WriteToRebel]

I would be in favor of humanoid robots if we stipulated that they could only be used in jackass-style stunt programming

[roark's fat dragon spouse @drag0ngemz]

Saw this thing on mercari and felt deep pity for it and its fascinating grimace

[evil sinister fucking komodo dragon (bio/paleoomf) @GarlotsBack]

This implies that the most recent avatar is Dewey

[Astra 🔻 @astranum_]

Existem dois seres no universo que conseguem usar o zettaflare (acho): um é o Bahamut, o Rei dos Dragões, com asas maiores do que cidades inteiras e um senso de dever e justiça supremo e imbatível.

O outro é o Pato Donald.

[pinky @tanookitalez]

the hero swings both ways
#zelda

[Blobifi @Blobifie]

If im waking down the road at 2am and a car looks at me im losing my shit and living in the forest for the rest of my life

[MarcDWyz🕹️ #GameDev @MarcDWyz]

Making your kid play 4:3 games stretched to 16:9 is child abuse

[MegaBlastoise @_MegaBlastoise]

If he tried to do this irl, he'd end up paralyzed from the chest down.

[Brews n’ Games @brewsngamesX]

Who does EA Sports think Aaron Rodgers is?! 😳 #madden27 #nflfootball #madden

[Mr. Gingles @GinglesMr]

T-Rex: HOLY SHIT IS THAT A FUCKING ASTEROID??

The humble Brachiosaurus:

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

Just read a headline that said Italy’s parmigiano reggiano industry as at risk because they can’t keep the cheese warehouses cool enough due to rising temperatures and it’s just like on top of everything else yOU MEAN TO TELL ME IM GOING TO LOSE THE SIMPLE JOY OF PARMESEAN CHEESE JUST BECAUSE YALL WOULDNT STOP MAKING THOSE UGLY ASS AI FLYERS

[MegaBlastoise @_MegaBlastoise]

Kevin Durant will not be seeing the pearly gates for make Russ ringless.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Thank you for all the memories, Russ.

Congrats on a Hall of Fame career ❤️

[Josh 🏈 @ThatPatsStan]

You could tell me this AI and I’d believe you

[MegaBlastoise @_MegaBlastoise]

On one hand, my Carson Beck hate watch was unsuccessful.

On the other hand, if Haynes King doesn't become a serviceable NFL backup, I will riot.

[MegaBlastoise @_MegaBlastoise]

Time to watch some truly dogshit football.

[MegaBlastoise @_MegaBlastoise]

Time to watch some truly dogshit football.

[Jackson | Husdog🦊💍 @Jackson_Boof]

Finally. Competitive Blender.

[DepressoEspresso 🎋🍭 @LordGuruSama]

Me looking at random products at the store because someone is in front of the thing I actually came for

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

Get your house in order, man. You need an Illumination movie to spread awareness for YOSHI?

[Gumi / グミ @Gumidess]

Remember: IF YOU'RE NEW, START WITH THE FREE TRIAL

Do *NOT* buy the starter edition as it will lock you into the subscription and you cannot return to the free trial afterwards.

Save a new player.