🤘🏻😈 Megan 😈🤘🏻

Random shit. General fuckery. Good times.

[🤘🏻😈 Megan 😈🤘🏻 @_MeganFarrell]

@Lowes is such a joke. You give your employees sick days & then write them up when they NEED to use them?! GTFOH. Just bc your other employees don’t want to work & are constantly stacking more & more on my husband to make them look good on walk thrus? RIDICULOUS. Do better!

[🤘🏻😈 Megan 😈🤘🏻 @_MeganFarrell]

@MonsterEnergy WHYYYY get rid of Papillon?! I love it so much and I used to be able to get it on Amazon and now I can’t seem to get it anywhere. I need it 😩

[🤘🏻😈 Megan 😈🤘🏻 @_MeganFarrell]

@MonsterEnergy WHYY did you have to discontinue the Papillon? It’s my favorite!! Local stores won’t sell it anymore & now Amazon stopped selling it. I tried to get it from a random grocery store online but they ended up refunding my money. I just want to buy cases each month 😩😩

[🤘🏻😈 Megan 😈🤘🏻 @_MeganFarrell]

Why is it every time I try to buy @HaagenDazs_US Strawberry ice cream at @kroger it’s freezer burned???? The last 14 I’ve bought at different stores/different times they’ve been that way?! What is going on? At $6/ea you’d think they’d find a way to fix it. Just that flavor..🤬🤬

[🤘🏻😈 Megan 😈🤘🏻 @_MeganFarrell]

@JellyRoll615 Much deserved! Congrats on all the success! 🍾🥂

[🤘🏻😈 Megan 😈🤘🏻 @_MeganFarrell]

@RnRNationlive @RnRliveRadio @shadows_eth obvi 🤘🏼🖤🤘🏼

[🤘🏻😈 Megan 😈🤘🏻 @_MeganFarrell]

@Eminem Releases diss track titled GAME OVER…it’s 30 seconds of 🔥🔥🔥 followed by the Super Mario dying sound 😜

[🤘🏻😈 Megan 😈🤘🏻 @_MeganFarrell]

@UberFacts When you ask a multi-answer question that requires some level of detail, like “do you want a sandwich? If so, what kind? If not, and you want a grilled cheese I can do that, so what will it be?” And they answer “yes.” 🙄

[🤘🏻😈 Megan 😈🤘🏻 @_MeganFarrell]

Work 7a-7p. Stress. 7p Make dinner for hubs. 830p Back to Work. Stress again. 11p Pick up nephew from work. 12a -630a Work. Stress. 630a Sleep for 15-30 min. Monster Papillon. Excederin. Repeat 2-3x/week. (Other days more normal-ish schedule) #WorkFromHome #Stress #Exhausted

[🤘🏻😈 Megan 😈🤘🏻 @_MeganFarrell]

Date night with the hubs to celebrate his promotion. You deserve it, babe. Congrats! @Edawgg10 je t’aime ❤️‍🔥🔥

[🤘🏻😈 Megan 😈🤘🏻 @_MeganFarrell]

@ThatKevinSmith Are your lymph nodes swollen, maybe?

[🤘🏻😈 Megan 😈🤘🏻 @_MeganFarrell]

@TheoVon Only if you also get her the happy ending

[🤘🏻😈 Megan 😈🤘🏻 @_MeganFarrell]

@paparoach

[🤘🏻😈 Megan 😈🤘🏻 @_MeganFarrell]

@joshwolfcomedy thanks for answering the email on your podcast, but just for clarity - it was LYCANnabis (pronounced LIE-CANNABIS) bc a Lycan (pronounced Lie kin) is a werewolf 👍🏻 just wanted to make sure you knew it wasn’t Lincoln lol love y’all

[🤘🏻😈 Megan 😈🤘🏻 @_MeganFarrell]

@davidlcraddock

[🤘🏻😈 Megan 😈🤘🏻 @_MeganFarrell]

My boothang and I are trying out @HelloFresh Our 1st meal is the One-Pan Santa Fe Pork Tacos and they are bangin!🔥If you’ve been interested in trying it out, do it! It’s so easy to make changes, stop, skip a week, lower your meals or increase if you just wanna be fat & happy! 😜

[🤘🏻😈 Megan 😈🤘🏻 @_MeganFarrell]

@ErikDavis

[🤘🏻😈 Megan 😈🤘🏻 @_MeganFarrell]

@DylanMcDermott @lawandordertv You’re sooooo good at it!!!!

[🤘🏻😈 Megan 😈🤘🏻 @_MeganFarrell]

@DevonESawa At 13, the place to be Friday night was the skating rink. We would get there early & wait outside w/a mix of cute guys/friends. He pulls up & parks w/the windows down. While we fix our makeup, the oldies station is playing the song “my ding-a-ling.” He BLASTED it full volume. 😳