Meghan Alexander ✄

•Cosmetologist ✄ 💈 •Daten Allen🤍 •Dog mom🐾 •Romans 8:18📖 •Wifey 10/01/22 💍 •BoyMom 🩵

[Meghan Alexander ✄ @_MeghanLynn]

For everyone struggling to make it right now, who's thoughts eat them alive, who's ex's have ruined them. It gets better, give it time. 💕

[Meghan Alexander ✄ @_MeghanLynn]

You want to talk shit bitch, let’s talk about your body count. 💀

[Meghan Alexander ✄ @_MeghanLynn]

Can promise you, 100% rethinking my “friends”. It’s true what they say when they tell you to have kids and you’ll find out who your friends are.

[Meghan Alexander ✄ @_MeghanLynn]

Everyone is about to be reminded just how crazy and petty I can be. One things for sure, two things for certain when you go low, I’ll go to hell. 😘

[Meghan Alexander ✄ @_MeghanLynn]

Not me looking at baby @Nike Air Force ones so little man can match his momma. 🤍

[Meghan Alexander ✄ @_MeghanLynn]

Honestly for my sanity I NEED to start reading again.

[Meghan Alexander ✄ @_MeghanLynn]

I was told today that I’m the type of girl people write books about. I said omg seriously!? They said yeah. June B. Jones and her big fat mouth. 🥹😭😂

[Meghan Alexander ✄ @_MeghanLynn]

I can feel Cohen moving now and I have to tell you it’s the greatest feeling in the world. 18 short weeks until he is earth side. 🤍

[Meghan Alexander ✄ @_MeghanLynn]

I got Daten a gun safe for Valentine’s Day, (really it was to easy my mind bringing a baby home with guns out) but it was supposed to be a surprise. My papaw calls me to tell me all about the gun safe, as I’m sitting next to Daten on the couch. 🫣

[Meghan Alexander ✄ @_MeghanLynn]

Not Kanye dropping Taylor Swift’s name in his new song to stay relevant just goes to show that she lives rent free in his head. Why is he so obsessed with her.

[Meghan Alexander ✄ @_MeghanLynn]

Not me crying while watching NCIS because agent Todd was just killed. 😭

[Meghan Alexander ✄ @_MeghanLynn]

@BRoyYaBoy

[𝐫𝐢𝐚 ♡︎ @riasofinee]

If you’re my friend and you think that my post is about you, you talk shit about me behind my back simple.

[Meghan Alexander ✄ @_MeghanLynn]

I wonder if I can get a IV line of straight redbull after I give birth.

[Meghan Alexander ✄ @_MeghanLynn]

I can hold a grudge like it’s a hand.

[Meghan Alexander ✄ @_MeghanLynn]

We’ve had four outlets blow, the bedroom light quit working and I believe our washer just froze up from being in the basement. I love having our own house. Adulting is so much fun.

[Meghan Alexander ✄ @_MeghanLynn]

The TikTok hate that’s going on right now for brides dresses being immodest. Yall they would fall over and die if they seen my wedding dress. My first look with Daten and all he could say was “your titties are tittying” because they were out there. 😂

[Meghan Alexander ✄ @_MeghanLynn]

As someone who has NEVER had heartburn I should have known carrying my husbands child would give me the ultimate heartburn. (iykyk) 😂

[Meghan Alexander ✄ @_MeghanLynn]

Brooke and Alex sometime take WAY to long to reply to me when I’m in a ranting mood. I get that they are moms and wives and busy but sometimes I’m a little needy. 😂🫣

[Meghan Alexander ✄ @_MeghanLynn]

Pregnancy rage is going to have me cutting off everyone.

[Meghan Alexander ✄ @_MeghanLynn]

Nope Cope puking on Molly’s head while they lay beside me on the couch. 🤢🤢