melyeah.

My cat has higher ambitions than me.

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So apparently with this new album everyone's a belieber now.. JS specsavers now offer the world's leading digital hearing aids....

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Uni is feeling like you're gonna have a heart attack every second day but knowing you won't coz you just don't have time for that nonsense.

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Lol jk I'm stressin real bad

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I'm thinking if I don't start work till 11 tomorrow that still gives me 12 hours to do this essay #loadsatime #whymastressin

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Mozzarella cheese sticks and raspberry jam is the BEST pick me up food! 🙌

[melyeah. @_MelissaMckay_]

When your presentation includes an article entitled 'Positivism Dressed in Drag' you know you're gonna win uni 😅

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Nothing like going to a garage to make you feel like a stupid wee girl 😒 just give me the tyres and I'll change them myself.

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People need to stop counting down till Christmas we all know when it is guys 😒

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Why on this earth do schools not teach really useful adult things like budgeting and changing a lightbulb

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Now it's basically finished my new livingroom's too nice to let people in.. I didn't see this coming... Bye friends, we had a good run 😅👋

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Sleeping in when you've got a couch getting delivered isn't good... The confusion was strong 😂😂

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Mid-semester break is the closest thing I get to hibernation and one week is not enough 🐻🍁

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When Eric Clapton, Ringo Star and the bongos are the wallpaper of your evening

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When you want a pirate themed bedroom but it wont go with your sequenced stags head #problemo

[melyeah. @_MelissaMckay_]

Ohh you appreciate good customer service? I appreciate good manners, If you want you can leave the shop come back in and try again 😊

[Varun @Varun4_]

It does'nt matter how many times you fall in life. Only thing that matters is how many times you protect your phone in each fall😶😂

[melyeah. @_MelissaMckay_]

Here's to Netflix documentaries.. More educational than uni will ever be 😂

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So I ate my last pot noodles... I'm down to 3 pieces of bread and a orange pepper.. Who even eats the orange ones, I'm ragin.

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It makes absolutely no sense that McDonald's don't deliver #inthisdayandage