Metty

Work in progress. Mom. Gardener (5b). Cat Haver. Biotechnologist / Pharma Mfg. Many hobbies. Flatlander. they/ne/she. 33. 🇺🇸🇱🇺 icon @charliewoodart

[ian hines @imhinesmi]

fantasy book with a hard magic system, where as the magic system is explained it becomes increasingly clear that it's literally just electricity & the magic artifacts are electronics

[manic pixie cheese curd, MPH @tildawhirl]

“thank you for choosing Amtrak” no problem there are no other trains

[Marissa ☀️🌻💛 @michimama75]

“Ooohhh is that a charcuterie board?” -my 8 year old having a much different childhood than I did

[RAY @3xcalibaneur]

Fascinating decision to run a marketing campaign of women’s dresses almost exclusively targeted to men.

[erin @maizie_star]

your mom prints out a small book’s worth of pages from mapquest and appoints you as “the navigator”. you sit in passenger seat with said stack of pages in your lap. this is the most stressful job you will ever have

[clickholebot @clickholebot]

a walnut wood bowl so you can’t make a meringue in it… genius

[officialhambly she/they @officialhambly]

Need to see a list of ‘best snow boots’ but it’s written by someone who lives in 20 inches of snow and walks through it everyday and not by someone whose visiting a ski community for vacation

[ib @Indian_Bronson]

Remember when 2024 started off here and we thought “boy, how are they gonna top this?”

https://t.co/Peo2JYUZDw

[Metty @_Metonymy_]

This is going to be hugely skewed based on when you grew up. Being a Mac kid in the 90’s and early 00’s required a lot of troubleshooting haha

[annie @soychotic]

Can someone do a correlation study on kids who were started with mac computers versus windows pcs and tech illiteracy or even just general problem solving skills because I have a Hypothesis

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

Kids these days don’t understand that memes used to last YEARS. Not days or weeks. YEARS. This was foundational. One of the core pillars upon which the rest of this *gestures broadly* was built.

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

my favorite picture of all time is from last christmas: my brother's demon cat, caught mid-jump, fiending for the costco ham while my aunt desperately tries to protect her cheese board. we had to take shifts to guard the ham

[Ciara Knight @Ciara_Knight]

They should do a Calculator App Wrapped where it shows you the dumbest calculations you did this year. Real moron stuff like 20% off 20, or 1x8, or 6+9

[Metty @_Metonymy_]

@selentelechia I wash my hands with cholorhexadine wash before I head out to somewhere I anticipate being germy (like daycare)

[Lonny Malodor @PtsdBarnum]

Brian Thompson, CEO of United Healthcare, was fatally shot right before the investor conference. Conspiracy perverts, you better be fucking cooking today. Don't let me down. I expect Grade A insanity from you on this one. Otherwise hang up your 5G blocking amulets and get out.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Statement by the American Society of Anesthesiologists:

“In an unprecedented move, Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield plans representing Connecticut, New York and Missouri have unilaterally declared it will no longer pay for anesthesia care if the surgery or procedure goes beyond an arbitrary time limit, regardless of how long the surgical procedure takes.

The American Society of Anesthesiologists calls on Anthem to reverse this proposal immediately.”

[Bojan Tunguz @tunguz]

Concerning

[𓆟 ✨️GlassShine✨️𓆟 @GlasssShine]

it's that time of year again

[𓆟 ✨️GlassShine✨️𓆟 @GlasssShine]

Drew like a dark fucked up version of steve haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao