maɪ_kel👾

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

Barca dey scout signings
Madrid dey sign them

Poor man get ideas
Rich man get resources

[Josh @joshpearson180]

The worst auto translated tweet yet for fuck sake 😂

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

nyc is the only place where you see this and know it’s not AI😭

[maɪ_kel👾 @_Michhyy_]

@Asensii20 @DipoFCB watch and stay blessed.

[maɪ_kel👾 @_Michhyy_]

@usman_zunnu1 @FabrizioRomano Calafiori is the less here
Only one without an European trophy btw

[Dr Yash  @YashRMFC]

Imagine you've been chasing a girl for three years straight, and suddenly a guy comes along and snatches her in 36 hours

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

I love football twitter so much😭

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

If you see me vex na money
If you see me happy na the same thing

[maɪ_kel👾 @_Michhyy_]

@DipoFCB @Big_zizou1 Both of us no go sign Alvarez...so rest😂
And which of your rumoured signing have we hijacked?

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

To save your mental health, reduce how much Nigerian news you consume.

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

My guy bill me I frown press am money, few minute later babe bill me I smile press am money, I con realize say l be feminist.

[korede🇵🇹 @_hxmilton]

we already do, it's called suffering

[maɪ_kel👾 @_Michhyy_]

@WittyLevi Mbappe vs Barca highline

[27. @dimvji]

fortunately my favorite coping mechanism is isolation, so yeah i won’t bother you

[Dr Yash  @YashRMFC]

Now that we've cleansed the Bernabeu, watch us win trophies again

[EvilMowa @EvilMowaa]

I’ll put my dick in a ant pile before I ask a bitch why him and not me

[‘ @MFKAOZ]

You see an enemy when you should be seeing a teammate

[BIG AYO🔰 @47kasz]

I get money for anything you wanna eat and drink when you come over

I get money for taking US out to places I wanna see as well

I get money for affording soft lifestyle for myself( you can tag)

I no get money for wigs, to change your phone or your family issue, or back to back craving or clubbing for Snapchat aesthetics!!

[Big Jord. @StatsbyJordan]

my next big win,
I go first use 70% buy clothes.

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

slut shaming? no I’m a slut encourager. take those titties out for me bae