Mike Crew

(TMA AU RP) Oh, just some guy. I do value my privacy, really, please don’t bother me.

[Mike Crew @_MikeCrew_]

“ It’s Mike, please. ”

[Mike Crew @_MikeCrew_]

@BleedingSaviour Sounds to me like she made a choice, though …

[Mike Crew @_MikeCrew_]

My shoulder still isn’t looking great … maybe should have an actual doctor look at it.

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@BleedingSaviour She hurt you, didn’t she?

[Mike Crew @_MikeCrew_]

@BleedingSaviour I’m telling you now, can still fix that mistake.

[Mike Crew @_MikeCrew_]

@TheCrawIingRot I more thought of … people who I can … push off buildings, but maybe we could work something out?

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Anyone for free sky diving?

[Mike Crew @_MikeCrew_]

@Jared_Hopsworth I can do that. It’s less fun, but I can do that … do you want anything as payment, or am I good?

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@_Gerard_Delano_ That’s me … you wouldn’t happen to know where Ex Altiora went, would you?

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@dtcyborg Make sure it’s a good one, I guess …

[Mike Crew @_MikeCrew_]

@dtcyborg Well, good luck with that …

[Mike Crew @_MikeCrew_]

@dtcyborg That’s him! He’s chill. If you don’t make him mad or end up having parts he wants.

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@dtcyborg This is really starting to sound more and more like Jared … like a huge guy with what seems like too many body parts? Very meaty?

[Mike Crew @_MikeCrew_]

@dtcyborg Oh, really? What kinds of monsters?

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@dtcyborg Then … leave?

[Mike Crew @_MikeCrew_]

@BleedingSaviour See, that’s exactly why I don’t do relationships. So many messy feelings you gotta watch out for. Much more freedom to be had if you’re unbound.

[Mike Crew @_MikeCrew_]

@BleedingSaviour Like what?

[Mike Crew @_MikeCrew_]

@_Gerard_Delano_ That depends on if Jared writes back - wait, your name. I know you. You’re the book burning guy, right?

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@dtcyborg Jared … he has that garden of … flowers. Quite pretty, actually.

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@BleedingSaviour Such a mature response …

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@Jared_Hopsworth Oh, that might make it easier … if you wouldn’t mind.

[Mike Crew @_MikeCrew_]

@BleedingSaviour I just wanted to post, you didn’t have to come and give advice I would have come up with myself.

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@dtcyborg That might be Jared’s place …