Michael Underwood

Professional Amateur, Self-Proclaimed Genius, Critic of Life. #TeamAwesome #VFL #TeamFamilyandFriends

[Michael Underwood @_Mike_Dean_]

@mmaonpoint @sarm38167885 They don’t understand what it means. They think it is an insult towards their mother. Same thing with Canelo vs Plant

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Rai is lucky as hell

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What a damn shot!

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Fans at the RBC Hertiage need their ass whooped.

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How can you live in the US your entire life and just have biscuit and gravy for the first time?

[Dan Orlovsky @danorlovsky7]

Ate a smothered biscuit yesterday for the first time.

“Sausage gravy” which honestly doesn’t make sense to me but it was delicious

The SEC makes sense to me now.

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@arielhelwani Imagine thinking you haw a choice

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@MadLabMMA @Rosstradamus Inflation got things expensive out here

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@Rosstradamus @MadLabMMA Exactly!! And Max is still one of the smartest and most respected people in boxing

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@NoBickal If Lebron doesn’t want you to get a shot off then you won’t get a shot off. You’re not gonna luckily beat someone like Lebron in bball. Crazy things happen in fights. Jon could slip and fall and tear his ACL and his Achilles all at once.

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@LeeZeigler4 @martyschw Monochromatic bro

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@CjSaftic @MikesMMAPicks Diego Sanchez over Martin Kampmann is mine

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Scottie is basically like this. So is Brooks.

[Rick Golfs @Top100Rick]

I’m a big Cam Young fan because of his swing and the way he plays golf. Fun to watch.

But is he the LEAST demonstrative golfer ever? I mean that literally. All time.

He wins the Players and it’s the same reaction as 36th at Valero.

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Berger’a caddie has been so bad today. He cost him this tournament

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@MagicM_MMABets Max is a lot more durable. Charles gets hurt in pretty much every fight, no matter who he is fighting. And most people assume Charles isn’t gonna be able to take him down. Guys who fight like Max are always hard to take down. Good foot work, moves a lot, keeps his hands down.

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This is the first exciting thing to happen in this league. Nothing about this is better than LIV golf

[Rick Golfs @Top100Rick]

Tom Kim’s clutch hole in one proves something:

Team golf can work.

And needs to exist. It’s so awesome.

Real team golf, not the fake LIV “add up our scores” team golf.

We need teammates playing together. Best ball and alternate shot.

[Michael Underwood @_Mike_Dean_]

Pretty absurd honestly… this is obviously only because Elon Musk owns the company. Especially after approving a multi billion dollar transit plan that won’t do anything to help congestion.

[Sen. Marsha Blackburn @MarshaBlackburn]

Last night, the Nashville Metro Council voted to oppose the Music City Loop, a private project that would improve infrastructure in Tennessee at no cost to taxpayers.

Woke bureaucrats should not condemn the @boringcompany simply because they don't like @elonmusk.

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Why do people give this roided out junkie a platform??? I would love to slap the shit out of his dumbass

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@Mulachi1 @ii_jermaine @CoryCurtis2 If you know the right people they will still let you join. I imagine he does.

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@BenTheBaneDavis I hope so…top 100 boxer to ever live? Probably has better fundamentals than 98% of boxers too.

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@acdmma_ Eddie has always been a bitch