Snark Reality

Science degree with Sociology minor. Secular. ABC. Sarcasm. Humour. Puns. Dogs. Insolence as needed.

[Snark Reality @_Mindbrain_]

@mynamesnotgordy Way to Kikkoman when he’s down.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Hey America, a country of 2.8 million people is showing you what defending democracy looks like. You should try it.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Nobody wants a city on Mars. Nobody wants AI in every app. Nobody wants a robot butler. Nobody wants data centers everywhere. Nobody wants flying cars or humanoid robots. We want clean water, we want bees to survive, and we want a habitable planet.

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Has anyone paused to understand the gravity of the fact that we have a sitting president who will bomb human beings in an attempt to hide the fact that he and Epstein sexually assaulted girls and women? This is truly a level of evil that is hard to comprehend.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Every fact is “fake news”

Every protest is “paid agitators”

Everything they don’t like is a “hoax”

Every election they lose is “rigged”

Imagine being so fucking weak and pathetic that you have to invent an alternate reality because you’re incapable of dealing with the truth.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Talarico: Here's what real men don't do. They don't lie and cheat their way through life. They don't sell their soul to the highest bidder. Real men serve others, weak men serve themselves. So I welcome this debate. I don't think Paxton or Cruz are in a position to tell anyone what a real man is.

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

Remember when they said Zelensky desecrated the sanctity of the White House by not wearing a suit

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Pussy ass bitch always walks out of interviews when he’s called out on his lies. Then he reverts to name calling. The good part is watching the lumbering fat fuck struggle to get out of his chair. Have I ever told you guys how much I hate this motherfucker?

[Snark Reality @_Mindbrain_]

@pvicvah @acoyne Meanwhile, your POS president and his band of mushroom dicked pals have been raping girls for decades.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@AntiTrumpCanada And I love Canada. And just to be clear I don’t know a single American who doesn’t LOVE Canada except one and he is a complete lunatic. Pray for us.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[🇨🇦Wayne🇨🇦 @Reil76]

Doug Ford ran on protecting Ontario from American threats.

Then he handed Toronto’s waterfront to JP Morgan.

Nieuport Aviation, controlled by America’s largest bank, owns the Billy Bishop terminal. They bought it for $750 million and have been losing money ever since. So Ford introduced legislation to seize Toronto’s own land, override the city, and deliver the airport expansion JP Morgan needs to make its investment whole.

One of the lobbyists pushing this deal? A former senior Ford aide. The revolving door didn’t even slow down.

The Building Billy Bishop Act lets Ford expropriate almost all of the Toronto Islands. City officials warn it means gridlock, pollution, and harbour degradation. Nobody asked for this. The only winner is a New York bank.

Captain Canada. Protecting Ontario from the Americans, by handing them our waterfront.

Mark Carney has the power to stop this. And he’d better!!

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We can't have wind or solar power because of how it “ruins the landscape” but data centers get a full pass.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’m over here recycling toilet paper roll cores, using my own bags, not running the water when I brush my teeth, while billionaires are blowing up rockets and building water-polluting data centers. It’s hard not to be discouraged.

[Snark Reality @_Mindbrain_]

@Occams_Razor_CA @Cliffor18175753 Pretty tough to beat the abusive behaviour seen from separatists. So trying to posture them as victims is ironic to put it mildly.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

No snark, I genuinely don’t get it. Trump is one of the least masculine, most juvenile public figures out there. He’s needy, whiny, defensive, terrified of strong women, and visibly intimidated by powerful men.

How does his base spin this into the ultimate “strongman” image?

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

The fact that y’all don’t see the future of CLEAN DRINKING WATER as worth prioritizing over AI is wild to me.

[Snark Reality @_Mindbrain_]

@Biden_is_dumb @Reil76 You sound like the type of snivelling Trump fluffer who cheers on a pedophile who needed to rape kids because grown women laughed at the mushroom dick.
Way to out yourself.

[Snark Reality @_Mindbrain_]

@PatriotPredNC @TheRealThelmaJ1 Largely snivelling, weak men who relate to Trump raping children because grown women laughed at his mushroom dick.
Way to out yourself.

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

This is Timothy Hudson. He raped & killed his stepsister. A judge ruled because he’s 16 he gets to spend time at home with family awaiting trial.
He’s Not an immigrant. Not a Black or brown person. A US citizen with the complexion for protection.
16 year old Kalief Browder was tortured for 3 years in prison and solitary on the mere (false) accusation that he allegedly stole a backpack. He died by suicide from the trauma. Hudson gets to chill at home after raping & killing.
This is America.