Ted

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⠀⠀Life isn’t all hamburgers
⠀⠀and handjobs @bearlywish
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[Ted @_MiracleBear_]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀ #𝘎𝘙𝘙𝘙𝘔𝘖𝘕𝘋𝘈𝘠𝘚
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[ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ 𝑰𝑛 𝑡ʜ𝑒 ᴅ𝑎𝑟𝓀·⊹ ᨘᅠᅠ @mxnrbox]

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[𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄 @SPID3RVALENTINE]

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⠀⠀ .・。.・゜✭・.・。.・゜✭・.
✬"𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓹𝓾𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓲𝓼𝓷𝓽 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓪 𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓮𝓼 𝓹𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻."✬
⠀⠀ .・。.・゜✭・.・。.・゜✭・.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✭↺ + ♡✭
ᵃʳᵗ ᵒⁿ ᵖʳᵒᶠᶦˡᵉ ᵇᵉˡᵒⁿᵍˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ
ᶦⁿᶠᵒ ᵇᵉˡᵒʷ

[𝙀𝙑𝙄𝙇 𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙎𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙁𝙄𝙀𝘿 . @WILLOFAKU]

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨
ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴．
ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧
ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭．
ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝙰𝙺𝚄．

[𝘼𝙂𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙃𝙄𝙍𝙊𝙎𝙀 @echoxlution]

sᴘᴇᴇᴅᴡᴀɢᴏɴ ғᴏᴜɴᴅᴀᴛɪᴏɴ's ʜᴏʀɪᴢᴏɴs ᴘʀᴏɢʀᴀᴍ
[𝙆 𝙊 𝙄 𝘾 𝙃 𝙄 𝙃 𝙄 𝙍 𝙊 𝙎 𝙀]

- 21+ AU-focused portrayal
- Flexible writer
- MV/OC friendly
- Minors DNI; TL is generally SFW aside from dialogue.

More below ⬇️

[Ted @_MiracleBear_]

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＂You know ( READER ), my friend and I were having this conversation once, do you think it’s worse to eat someone of same gender than it is someone who’s not .ᐣ＂
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[Ted @_MiracleBear_]

@HevenReigns A Christmas miracle!

[Ted @_MiracleBear_]

@DESPAIRSQUEENIE Sorry sorry, it’s just been so long y’know .ᐣ

[Seashell @WifeOfHannah]

yes hide from me let me hunt you

[Ted @_MiracleBear_]

@VER1FIEDAI What the fuck is verity

[Ted @_MiracleBear_]

@BEARLYWISH It was nice knowing you.

[Ted @_MiracleBear_]

@Noise_OfficalTv That’s.. that sounds amazing actually. Yeah where can I get started .ᐣ

[🃟 ∿ 𝕿𝔥𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔬𝔩 ༗ @desiresthief]

Talking cats and talking teddy bears when does this nightmare end

[Ted @_MiracleBear_]

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H..hi Jungkook was it—.ᐣ
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[𝑰 𝑾𝑨𝑵𝑻 𝑰𝑻 𝑨𝑳𝑳—! @DESPAIRSQUEENIE]

Hiiiiii~!

[Ted @_MiracleBear_]

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The psychic energy takes shape, an egg propped —— an interluding ornament betwixt Diavalo and Ted.

𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗧 𝗛𝗔𝗦 𝗔𝗖𝗤𝗨𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗗 𝗔 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗.
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[Ted @_MiracleBear_]

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The arrowhead protrudes from Ted’s posterior, in place of crimson ichor is a mass of stuffing. The bear releasing a chaotic, fearful scream the moment he comprehends the sheer danger of his predicament.
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[⁠ ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠ ⁠ ⁠ 墓碑銘 ⁠ ⁠ ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠ He who rules above all. @ruledincrimson]

( stabs anyways )

[Ted @_MiracleBear_]

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. . .

He lies still, as though the arrow had judged him unworthy and had purged his preternatural existence for the sin of daring to seek a stand.
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