Miranda Jade♡

Is this the Krusty Krab?

[Miranda Jade♡ @_MirandaPandaa]

What I wanted to post on IG for national boyfriend day vs what I actually posted 😂

[Miranda Jade♡ @_MirandaPandaa]

First costume of the season🤠🧡🖤👻🎃 yeehaw!

[Miranda Jade♡ @_MirandaPandaa]

Anyone else’s kid turn absolute feral in the bathtub 😅

[Miranda Jade♡ @_MirandaPandaa]

I thought I lost myself after having my son.. but here’s my reminder that I’m still me🩷✨

[Elmo @elmo]

May Elmo just say, Ms. @sza, YOU WERE FANTASTIC!!! ⭐️❤️🙌

[Miranda Jade♡ @_MirandaPandaa]

Mango Topo Chico with a tajin rim.. thanks babe🤍

[♡xo @naomithedolphin]

I can’t wait for my son to recognize how cool his mom is 😌😂

[Miranda Jade♡ @_MirandaPandaa]

You know what @Starburst I’m in a bad mood & I wish I had some mf tropical Starburst!! Bring them back please!

[Miranda Jade♡ @_MirandaPandaa]

@jmoods13 fuck you!!! #Firethekicker #tradeMoody @49ers

[Miranda Jade♡ @_MirandaPandaa]

Good morning to Niner fans, and Niner Fans only!🫶🏽 Super Bowl here we come!!!!!!!!!

[San Francisco 49ers @49ers]

Goodnight, Faithful 👋

#FTTB

[Miranda Jade♡ @_MirandaPandaa]

Enter to attend the KOST 103.5 Private Holiday Party at DISNEY CALIFORNIA ADVENTURE® Park from @KOST1035FM! https://t.co/iYyS9X1hld

[Miranda Jade♡ @_MirandaPandaa]

My baby is 3 weeks old today & I’m already planning his 1st birthday 😂

[Miranda Jade♡ @_MirandaPandaa]

A little sleep deprived but I love being a mommy🩵

[Miranda Jade♡ @_MirandaPandaa]

Tomorrow is my due date and there’s still no sign of this baby coming out🙃 send mf help!

[Miranda Jade♡ @_MirandaPandaa]

Next 4th of July I’m going to have a drink in one hand and my baby in the other🫶🏽

[Miranda Jade♡ @_MirandaPandaa]

Can someone tell me why my baby decided to start break dancing in the womb at 2am last night😭😂

[A @arshbajwaa]

“did you sleep well?”

me:

[Miranda Jade♡ @_MirandaPandaa]

Pregnancy update:
Baby showed us that he is definitely a boy 😂 the ultrasound tech said “he is not shy at all”
Pregnancy brain is real🙃
Emotions are sky rocketing.. I cried for 10 mins because I spilled the orange juice Jacob had squeezed for me & it spilled on my rainbows😂

[Miranda Jade♡ @_MirandaPandaa]

Planning my baby shower, making Mother’s Day gifts for my class and Pre-k graduation keepsakes all at once🙃

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

this is what i mean when i say i like the color pink: