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[The Hood Therapist @OhhMar24]

Lamelo barely could drive in Charlotte. That Minnesota snow/ice about to put so many lives at risk

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

So my dad has been ending every phone call with "stay dangerous" instead of "goodbye" for like six months now. We all thought he was just being a weird dad. Turns out he's been mishearing the ending of a podcast he listens to. The host says "stay curious" but my dad is slightly deaf in one ear. He's been going around telling his coworkers, my grandmother, and apparently his DOCTOR to "stay dangerous" this entire time. My mom only found out because his doctor called to check if everything was okay at home. My dad has now decided he likes his version better and refuses to stop. Yesterday he told a nun to stay dangerous.

[Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @ReichlinMelnick]

IMPORTANT to know that the vast majority of Haitians with TPS entered the country legally at ports of entry, not illegally. The majority have NEVER violated the law. The admin stripped their status by breaking the law, but today SCOTUS says courts can't do anything about that.

[我不喜欢万税爷✈🚇🏳️‍🌈 @HikoukiHikouki9]

What happens if you get fat in this kind of friend group do they kill you

[Schandy @D_Schandy24]

Isaiah Stewart telling Myles Turner “you play with legos” is easily a top 5 Beef Stew moment I’ll never forget

[Tierra @callhertee]

I can’t believe OJ said he scared to walk down the street cause he might b standing next to the killer

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

my favorite beef stew lore is that he got suspended for his own bobblehead night. WELCOME TO MEMPHIS LEGEND

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

On my way to work because i was too shy to dance on the internet in 2019

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

he’s got to stop eating them

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍⟡ 𝒶𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞. ‍ @jddumars]

the concept of matt damon having ben affleck pinned on his messages app

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

LeBron would never lose to Algeria btw

[JWeb @JWeb777]

@joshhart

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

I beg your pardon….HE DOES WHAT??

[aves @WNBAPILLED]

i am vindicated constantly

[kat @yslnadi]

me after spending all my money knowing i’ll get more from idk where

[JT @jiratickets]

i cannot say enough good things about the mountaintop gas station sandwich, the mountaintop beer, the mountaintop cheese wedge, or the mountaintop uncrustable

you need to be consuming more mountaintop chow as soon as possible

[Mr. SRT @TysBurnerAcc]

This me tryna keep up in the club nowadays

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

He stopped making his coffee at home

[C H A S ♡ @favscorpioooo]

OMG this cardigan 😍😍😍😍😍