Miss Wensday

medicine for some, poison for others

[Miss Wensday @_MissWensday_]

I just realized I’m dming things I think are cool to my nieces years old.

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@loripetty Especially my Uncle Jimmy and especially because I know he loves me!

[Miss Wensday @_MissWensday_]

When Ian got home from work he peed and I said it smelled like tacos. He then told me he had tacos for lunch. I have unlocked a super power 👩🏻‍🎤👃🏻💥

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@ebassclinics I don’t remember why but I’m guessing it had something to do with cold cuts.

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@ProjectLincoln At the very least he has vertigo

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[Miss Wensday @_MissWensday_]

Cordelia asked why I slept with my tattoos on.

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Cordelia told me I had eye schmutz today and I feel like I’ve achieved maximum level Jewish motherhood.

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@janiesgottapun_ @Fred_Delicious I know where you met her, that was my friend’s stripper name.

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Happy Birthday, Dickie! ❤️🎩❤️ https://t.co/NANkJ7XSQX

[lissy @homeisarealsong]

it’s midnight and i’m tired so i made this

[Downtown PVD Park Network @downtPVDparks]

Today from 12-1, enjoy your lunch in Burnside Park with a free concert by Miss @_MissWensday_ at Noon Tunes!
https://t.co/aPTvLiqwol

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@HelenRoseGrey 🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🍰🍪🍰🍪🍰🍪

[Miss Wensday @_MissWensday_]

“I want melon!”
“We don’t have melon, I’ll get you berries.”
“I want ice cream.”
I’m so glad she’s learning to talk.

[Miss Wensday @_MissWensday_]

Things my daughter hates.
1. Sleep 2. Throwing up anywhere that’s not on me #ToddlerLife

[Miss Wensday @_MissWensday_]

ME: she seems better, I’ll break out a clean blanket.
SHE: throws up on blanket.
#stomachbug #ToddlerLife

[Miss Wensday @_MissWensday_]

And then she went to sleep at 12:30. And then I went to sleep at 3. And then she woke up at 5:30. #toddlerfun #sendhalp #andcoffee

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Literally every post I’m tagged in here is by someone misspelling Wednesday and it’s the greatest thing ever.

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About to hit the stage at Burnside Park's #noontunes! #misswensdayandthecotillions#vintagejazz

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Cordelia at 20 months is already getting annoyed when I sing along to her favorite songs. #momachievementunlocked