MisterCrowley

I make terrible choices

[Cap’n KaBa @capnkaba]

Asha really told Todd “tick tock white boy”

[Martin Šantrůček 🎨🎮🎥 @naxiwuno]

With Warhorse announcement they working on new KCD Adventure and also LOTR RPG is insane dream come true, so for this milestone i made this crossover illustration, where Henry with company Katherine and Hans came from Bohemia to Middle-Earth for his father's Ring ^-^

[The Debbster 🏳️‍⚧️ @THedorah21]

Oh fuck my life

[Chi-Chi @ home @ChichiAi]

This is what too much deadlock does to a person

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Bedtime stories in China:

"Son, do you know what happens to kids if they don't finish their homework?”

“No dad, what?"

“Epstein comes and takes them to America and...."

*gulps*

“EATS THEM!!!!”

[MR. OBVIOUS @ObviousRises]

1) CBS News just admitted the Jeffrey Epstein child trafficking ring is real.
2) By claiming it was Russia they just 100% confirmed it was Israel.

[edudzi @edudzi_]

Deadass?

[Normal Island News @NormalIslandNws]

A woman was reversing in Asda car park today and she almost bumped into my trolley so she said "sorry". I said "that's okay", but my American friends are saying the correct response would have been to shoot her in the head three times and claim I acted in self-defence 🤷‍♀️

[Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme]

Exclusive video from the inside White House’s latest remodel!

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

what he actually said is that ICE agents will be required to follow the law. saying he plans to jail ICE agents is an admission they're not following the law.

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

Cuomo: Soulless AI slop ads

Sliwa: Wholesome, handmade photoshop jobs just like mom used to make

Who has YOUR 🫵 vote?

[I have become chil, destroyer of chuck @MorganLeBlank]

>gets his crony to call all the generals fat losers
> refuses to pay his military

In any other country this is like instant coup recipe but this is the nothing ever happens burgerreich

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

JD Vance and David Cameron in an eBay bidding war.

[Helldivers NOW @Helldivers_NOW]

#Helldivers2 | #Helldivers2Memes

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

>a studio develops its own game engine tailored to a specific game and genre
>suddenly, performance issues vanish

This used to be the norm before slop like UE5 hit the market btw