Momba

on the fine line between funny and controversial

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

jerking off in the morning because the early bird plays with its worm or however the saying goes

[Momba @_Momba]

Watu huku nje hukuwa Wanyama

[Mary Njoroge @Maryian96]

Parents please,you need to approach this demos issue with caution,Diana Marua has a son who schools in lenana,when he landed home Diana put all cameras for content asking the boy what happened and who started the strike,the boy narrated everything publicly,now Diana what was that? putting your son in danger,those boys can do something dangerous to him considering him as a snitch not everything is content walai aki some parents shuwali....

[Cockus Flightball 𓅘 @CQCKVS]

Cuzz Lightyear

[Lilian Lenana @wakilimstaafu]

this girl I met at Cavali, Subhanallah bless her throat

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Rasmus Hojlund has joined Napoli on a permanent transfer.

Everyone at the club would like to wish Rasmus all the very best for the future ✊

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

Horny men in positions of influence are big menace coz Shakira sio hata dem unaeza omba heri ulale njaa.

[ᴳⁱⁿⁱ ᵐⁱᵗ @tw1tarfingxs]

Kupiga zido grao Mootball

[Lilian Lenana @wakilimstaafu]

Manifested all the soft things in life and got erectile dysfunction instead

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

I like acts of service, like head for example

[🔺Escobar🔻 @_Mr_Richard]

You want me to believe in karma when the slave owners entire bloodline has been rich since 1450😂

[EvilMowa @EvilMowaa]

If i eat your pussy from the back twerk alittle so i can breath every now and then😭

[Beldin @beldinkaaray]

Self pollination saa tano kasorobo ndio naamka from a pleasure induced coma. Nipeeni kazi nitajimada mehn😭😭💀

[Uselu Park Chairman @StatiQfit]

Isn’t this the babe that was fucking in a club bathroom and someone recorded it and leaked it?

[𝐌𝐳𝐢𝐳a🍋‍🟩 @Mziza_23]

Deadline ya kuishi kwa mzazi ni 35 years ndo uingie next kwa sistako mkubwa kabla ya kuenda permanently kwa shosh

[Premier League @premierleague]

Making an instant impact for his new club ❤️

@ManUtd’s goalkeeper Senne Lammens is @BarclaysFooty Transfer of the Season 🙌

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

@itsnjerimwangi Yes, hopefully

Can I suck your titties tho, I'm kinda sad 😔

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Liverpool FC can confirm Ibrahima Konate is set to leave the club upon the expiry of his contract this summer.

Konate will depart with our gratitude and appreciation for the contribution he made and everyone at the club wishes him the best for the future.

[Lukas Not Podolski @OtitoNosike]

This works in relationships too. Never beg for love. The only time an apology is warranted is when you are genuinely wrong, outside of that, never beg for affection. Never plead for someone to stay, to care, to choose you. It reeks of desperation, and desperation has never once made anyone more desirable. As Duma Boko said, “if they want to leave, help them get out.”

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

Around $500

[Tony! Toni! Toné! @Beebz05]

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