चूरन

Memer | Troller | corporate murga🥲 | Retirement specialist.

[चूरन @_Monkey01]

Finally I am lequidate good bye X.
And good bye crypto.
And good bye trading.
Back to job.

[चूरन @_Monkey01]

@SupriyaShrinate बोसदिवा सारे के सारे बेरोजगार

[चूरन @_Monkey01]

@aajtak फिर तो बस रोल नम्बर डालके जमा।कर दो छुट्टी

[चूरन @_Monkey01]

@RatanRanjan_ दो भाई दोनों ही तबाही

[चूरन @_Monkey01]

@ArvindKejriwal लौड़े तेरा भी चढ़ा खरीद लिया उन्होंने mc जितना to पहले अच्छा था उत्त मादरची हो गयाभाई

[चूरन @_Monkey01]

@Thebihar_in aise lund daily milte honge use 🤣

[चूरन @_Monkey01]

@RatanRanjan_ puncture laga rahe h

[Congress @INCIndia]

आज यहां 3,000 स्टूडेंट्स हैं।

⦿ 3,000 में सिर्फ 1 IAS बनेगा
⦿ 3,000 में सिर्फ 30 IIT में जाएंगे
⦿ 3,000 में सिर्फ 180 डॉक्टर बनेंगे

हिंदुस्तान में 'सलेक्शन सिस्टम' नहीं, 'रिजेक्शन सिस्टम' है।

- सुनिए नेता विपक्ष श्री @RahulGandhi और स्टूडेंट्स के बीच देश के एजुकेशन सिस्टम पर क्या बात हुई 👇

[चूरन @_Monkey01]

@TheBigGeek pani "bribe " ka naam suna h?

[Frontier Indica @frontierindica]

Government can only bully Telegram but can't do jackshit against these powerful Lala monopolists

[चूरन @_Monkey01]

salmon bhai😁😁

[RVCJ Media @RVCJ_FB]

Meanwhile!!👀

[Ghar Ke Kalesh @gharkekalesh]

Telegram Kalesh

[ABHISHEK KUMAR SINGH 🇮🇳 @zjh_yt_official]

Cheating wale toh VPN laga ke chalayenge, hum jaise normal users aur creators ka kya? Government se request hai — exam security ke saath-saath common public ko bhi dekho. @Telegram
@NTA_Exams
@PIBIndia

[mememandir @mememandir]

Dear ministry of IT,
Scammers are reportedly using Slack & MS teams to leak NEET papers. Kindly issue a ban.

[Pavel Durov @durov]

Indian telecom Reliance is sabotaging access to Telegram for millions of users OUTSIDE India (including the UAE) via a rogue method called BGP hijacking.

The sabotage seems intentional, as Reliance has ignored multiple reports.

This may be part of a competitive war, as Reliance is partially owned by Meta — the company behind WhatsApp.

Network operators are advised to reject unauthorized BGP announcements from Reliance (AS18101) to prevent route hijacks and ensure stable Internet access for their users.

Such abuse of global Internet routing is alarming. I wouldn’t be surprised if Reliance/WhatsApp were also behind the recent lobbying effort to ban Telegram in India.

[Pavel Durov @durov]

Banning social media for teenagers only puts them in greater danger.

Teens are forced to switch to VPNs — and unlock far worse illegal content.

We’ve seen this before. When the Russian government banned Telegram, 95% of Russian teenagers kept using it. They just moved to VPNs.

[News24 @news24tvchannel]

"लीक नहीं रुकेंगे, बस दूसरे एप्स पर शिफ्ट हो जाएंगे स्कैमर्स"

◆ Telegram CEO ने भारत में एप ब्लॉक होने पर तोड़ी चुप्पी

#TelegramBAN | Telegram Ban

[RVCJ Media @RVCJ_FB]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

[चूरन @_Monkey01]

@aajtak bosdiwalo janta ab smjdaar ho gye ganduo tume gali degi

[चूरन @_Monkey01]

@AshishMuradya बाबा टिकैत होते तो इसकी गान मै पूरा हुक्का डाल देते

[चूरन @_Monkey01]

@gharkekalesh ajmal kasab be like:
bc hum AK47 ghoom rahe hai they hum terrorist bol diya
ye mc kon hai