Mordecai

[Mordecai @_Mordecai_]

When it's October and they tell you it's 80 and humid. https://t.co/sGbM78S0aa

[Mordecai @_Mordecai_]

1 months difference.
Just one. One month of taking things as seriously as I should have been for the past seven years.
But hey, ain't no time machines. And if ya can't fix the past, might… https://t.co/S25lVSV6E7

[Mordecai @_Mordecai_]

Flying through the air with the greatest of...reckless abandon.
The #MercWithAMane falls with style at @VAWrestling

It's like I was...shot out of a cannon.

#BazookaIsBack #GetTheJobDone https://t.co/qOHgYa5bM6

[Mordecai @_Mordecai_]

"Why's he looking at me like that?" "Cuz he's seein' dollar signs." #BlackDiamondIndustries #GetTheJobDone https://t.co/agvkFJO0Th

[Mordecai @_Mordecai_]

Look guys I'm keto. How many ketos are in bacon?
#keto #howmanyketos #countingketos https://t.co/1OVOqccOr1

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Him's a lil SnoreHorse yes him is.
@VikingWarParty https://t.co/Nfpczlddda

[Mordecai @_Mordecai_]

Had to beat Smokey's ass cuz hr tried to square up after he heard me talk about burning down Lincoln, Il at #outlawwrestling tonight.

Whipped his ass and made @skraggybomb proud. https://t.co/HTxvE8EJ3S

[Mordecai @_Mordecai_]

I'm here with the wildest and rowdiest fucking outlaw I know! And we're on our way to Outlaw Wrestling!!

#Outlaws4Life #Frederic #GetTheJobDone https://t.co/rDdNv6hZXe

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Friday I do the lords work when I brutalize some… https://t.co/6b0wedkoi4

[Mordecai @_Mordecai_]

Vlad the Impaler put the heads of his fallen… https://t.co/fFWuzV5b60

[Mordecai @_Mordecai_]

Tonight! https://t.co/U0qTAAlfu6

[Mordecai @_Mordecai_]

Lil guy didn't wanna get up this morning. #SleepyKoala #SleepFredSleep https://t.co/tq4AZkCOHK

[Mordecai @_Mordecai_]

Hell of a weekend lined up at PWF and Mid States Wrestling
#Wrestling #IndyWrestling #WWE… https://t.co/IXX6QAq8jy

[Mordecai @_Mordecai_]

Damn I'm pretty https://t.co/EikGXPaba8

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Science shows wearing a hoodie increases your lifts by 20% https://t.co/7cqzPi8Fr2

[Mordecai @_Mordecai_]

What do a Samoan, a koala, and a #Mercenary have in common?
Tonight they were all a part of… https://t.co/GCZWv5t8jX

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Having a rough time dealing with this tonight. I know I'm ok and cars are replaceable but man,… https://t.co/wifG59bVVW

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Frederic in court!
#Frederic #DredScott https://t.co/xrT2IzFBuN

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Frederic loves America!
#Frederic https://t.co/LzoqjGlnJ2

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Freddy and Priscilla!
#Frederic #STL #Arch https://t.co/kSjNg5AsV2