M0RPH30

[M0RPH30 @_Morpheo_]

@MarcaPoker @DavidLuzago @Amadi_17 @WSOP @DavidLuzago cuantos brazaletes de NLH se han ganado co T2? @Amadi_17 el nuevo Doyle

[Micha @ElMichalito]

JAJAJAJ por dios los imitadores Brasileros son geniales son Drogaldinho, el gordo Penaldo y Ficticius

[Hispanic Nomad | Remote Work, Travel, Growth @hispanicnomad]

I just found my favorite Spanish 🇪🇸 tax authorities story ever

Paco Vallejo was a professional chess player. Top 40 in the world; which is a CRAZY achievement

Then Hacienda decided he owed them €650,000... For money he never made

See, Paco played online poker in 2011, for fun. He ended up losing 5,715€, which, you know, no big deal

But Hacienda took that and decided to ruin his life

See, in 2011 there was an old Spanish law that taxed poker "winnings" at 47% but didn't allow you to deduct losses. So if you made €86,000 and lost €92,000, the government ignored the losses and taxed you on the full €86,000.

This law was insane. Everyone knew it was insane. So in 2012 they changed it

But they didn't make the change retroactive

Five years later, in 2016, Hacienda sends Vallejo a letter. They've looked back at his 2011 poker account, and saw he had gross winnings of €86,482. They ignored that he lost €92,197. They did the math under the old law and told him he owed €550,000 in taxes

For money he never made, and for a loss he actually took

Paco is Spain's #1 chess player. One of the world's best. This wasn't some hidden offshore scheme, either; his poker account was completely transparent, digitally recorded. They could see every hand. They knew he lost money

They didn't care

The appeals process was designed to break him:

❌ Years of lawyers
❌ Legal fees destroying his savings
❌ Every day, the threat of seizure hanging over him
❌ His mother got sick during this period. He couldn't help her because Hacienda had already taken almost all his money

The stress was so severe he withdrew from a major international chess tournament. First time in his professional career

He was 35 years old, and one of Spain's greatest talents. And the government was treating him like a criminal for playing poker once and losing money

So he left Spain

Eventually he won the case, which took him six years of his life. But here's the thing:

❌Hacienda didn't compensate him for the legal costs
❌ Didn't compensate him for the years of stress
❌ Didn't compensate him for the tournaments he cancelled, the image damage, the psychological destruction

He just got his initial money back, and he had to move on

This is what I mean when I talk about Spain's tax system. It's not just "unfair." It's designed to assume guilt and make you prove innocence, even when the digital evidence is crystal clear

Funny enough, Paco released an interview last week, and it turns out he's living in Paraguay now, too. I'd love to meet him; so Paco, if you're reading this, let's grab a beer!

Anyway, that's why Paco left, and why thousands of others leave too

And that's what I help people navigate

[MRmariano🐐 @marianoferzz]

14/15 victorias
Lideres a 8 puntos
Lideres en Liga y Champions

Hasta este puto momento, que paso esto y os pusisteis de parte del jugador en vez de defender con uñas y dientes al entrenador que nos estaba llevado a la gloria.

OS LO CARGASTEIS TODO

[David Cámara✧Luzago™ @DavidLuzago]

La IA se la saca ya descaradamente. Hace covers de temas actuales como este, adaptándolo a música del pasado, y ni se despeina. Tiene todos los registros, estilos, voces, ritmos, a su disposición. No hay límite. La industria de la música y la del cine están cerca de implosionar..

[Javi Padilla @elpady]

De todas las personas con las que podía meterse Óscar Puente va y elige a uno de los tipos más inteligentes y buena gente que conozco: el gran @magomore

[M0RPH30 @_Morpheo_]

@CNP_POKER @LAROUSH_Events @Winamax_Espana podríais confirmar a qué hora empieza el día 2 del la final del CNP, quien juega a las 14:00 y quien a las 17:00? O todos a las 14:00?

[David Orenes @david_lrl]

“Esto se estudiará en los libros de historia”

Ilia Malinin ha batido el récord mundial de puntuación en un programa libre de patinaje artístico, en el que ha hecho ¡seis! cuádruples, tres de ellos combinados. Hasta se ha marcado un mortal.

Es un dios.

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

Carlos Alcaraz can hit bombs 💣🏌️

(Via: @fireballsgc_)

[M0RPH30 @_Morpheo_]

Buen rail!! #olddinos

[Poker-Red @poker_red]

Leo y Lautaro, bien arropados por los suyos
MAIN - NIVEL 33 - 200k / 400k - 400k Ante
32/9.735 Jugadores
#WSOP2025 @Winamax_Espana @LeoMargets @LauG9191
https://t.co/uCrIyD8bBg

[J @BTCbyJ]

A million seconds ago was May 23rd
A billion seconds ago was 1993
A trillion seconds ago was 30,000 B.C.

The US national debt is now rising by $1 Trillion every 180 days.

Buy Bitcoin.

[gam @mbafraaude]

Saldo expulsiones en Liga (2004-2024)

RM -9
FCB +60

Saldo expulsiones en Champions (2004-2025)

RM +14
FCB +10

[CORREDOR\ @soycorredor_es]

😍 Mondo Duplantis con 9 años. Magia pura.

#CORREDOR\

[Poker-Red @poker_red]

🔝Pablo Ubierna le coge el gusto a tirar del carro de la armada: 19º clasificado en el Día 3

🚀Carlos López, Carlos Jurado, Rafael Rojano y Jonathan Elfa también manejan stacks muy saludables para atizar la burbuja de premios.

📰https://t.co/4xiq81pFZi

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

MS Paint 2024
https://t.co/o2b296LEZ1

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Bro is raw dogging the olympics 😭😭

[MΛRC VIDΛL @marcvidal]

Están en TikTok, se llaman 'backdoor_humor' y son muy buenos...

[M0RPH30 @_Morpheo_]

@CEP_Poker @PokerStarsSpain podéis darme alguna información

[M0RPH30 @_Morpheo_]

Me podríais decir cuando son los días 1 del ME del CEP de Barcelona, hay fechas y horarios?

[M0RPH30 @_Morpheo_]

Me podríais decir cuando son los días 1 del ME del CEP de Barcelona, hay fechas y horarios?

[CEP Poker @CEP_Poker]

¡ Vuelve el CEP a @CasinoBarcelona !

Entre los días 1⃣4⃣ y 2⃣6⃣ de agosto♦️♣️♥️♠️

Este año el objetivo es romper el récord de entradas, que el año pasado quedó establecido en 1⃣9⃣6⃣0⃣

📈Ahora la mira está puesta en los 2⃣0⃣0⃣0⃣ registros. ¿Nos ayudas a conseguirlo?

Más info en @CodigoPoker ➡️ https://t.co/PoSGyEPtYp