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@MichaelKhater @GamblyBot Congrats it hit

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@Streetfight983 “I’m a depressed child I can’t do this” 😂 I feel you bro

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@thatG2m I’ve never seen this. I understand the door not being open for her, but slept in the car all night because of that?? Idc that’s a bit extra lol. Maybe go inside and ask if everything is ok, either way staying in the car all night I’d think that’s a bit off putting

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@omoelerinjare1 “I can speak with the account owner”
“Do you know the account owner?”
They already know darlin lol

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@nothingsoffpod Smoked weed and it truly made you believe you’d win the lottery? So you forcefully bought tons of tickets? Might wanna speak with that dealer lol cause they’re might’ve been sum extra in that bud

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@DisrespectedThe My lady, her brother owns a house, was renting it to these 2 people. When it was time for her to move in (after their lease) the place was wrecked, they were stoners (nun wrong with that) but they were the dirty kind like this video

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@idropFbombs This entire life is set up a certain way and to see people suddenly start realizing these things it’s funny. This type of stuff (life seeming odd or organized a certain way) has been happening since mankind realized they can do more than start a fire in a cave..

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@ItsKingSlime Only reason I can see why a dude would argue about it is the fact that his creepy ass was planning to hook up with her and lost his grimy chance

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@LeahRain77 Doesn’t matter what the situation is, not to mention it wasn’t proven he’s not licensed.. either way to simply allow & watch someone to do all of that work for you just to not pay in the end is evil & heartless, thinking you’re slick.. humans are vile

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@HoweeDewitt @HumanityChad All that happened was their water pumps (something they already had) got fixed.. you think that counts as “handing them technology”? Lol.. and the funniest part was “burdensome on 1st world countries” as if the USA’s own people aren’t extremely struggling & pissed cause bullshit

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@WallStreetApes Regardless what the cause is, mankind has been self destructive since it evolved. But my main point lol is of course it’s the bug I was most afraid of as a kid suddenly exploding in numbers & terrifying cases…

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@SM_TechB3aute Why would you target people looking for jobs to steal their financial info, like bro we’re looking for a job, we don’t have much to steal dummy 😂

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@CerebrAiX @Frxmzy #8Mile

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@EvanSaggs @mastersmovie Humans have become kinda brain rotted & simplified my friend, that’s all it takes these days

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@longdepzai_n Dude holding the kid like that 🏀😂

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@lauren_w67 This is The Sopranos, great show

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@Tawadotcom For some reason I get sucked into these lol and the funniest part of it all is how one will be so far behind next thing you know they’re at the same level

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⚾️ Top Hits+Runs+RBI Rates for Thursday's MLB slate:

• Juan Soto o1.5 Hits+Runs+RBI in 7/7
• Xavier Edwards o1.5 Hits+Runs+RBI in 6/6
• Ronald Acuna Jr. o1.5 Hits+Runs+RBI in 4/4

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@BlankslateP @mistressdivy I mean it sucks we must consider these things due to the weird society we have, but my buddy Alex he has this same energy, when we watched games he was so hyped or pissed lol

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@Jacobtheclipper Hey guys! The best part! Nobody cares what we’re saying here! ☺️ everything we complain about in life is going to continue whether we like it or not! That’s life! 🤙🏻