Mr. Toad

It's...a full time job, and it's extremely time consuming, and it's not as easy as it may appear to some people

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Why did the farmer win the nobel prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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@tyler_willow It actually fell down by itself last June (I was there that day and it was just laying there with caution tape all around it). Still a bummer, but they did plant new baby trees in its spot.

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A termite walks into a bar and asks, "excuse me, is the bar tender here?"

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, and one was a salted.

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Bread.

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I love Dropbox because they are giving me free extra space just for tweeting this. https://t.co/0ipoAyCTv2