Mr.koko

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[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Badala ujiulize mbona vijana wametoroka wakaenda kwa Empty Party, you are still there flapping your gums. But juu umeamua kutumia kichwa kama funiko ya shingo, endelea vivyo hivyo.

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

MOH waliona nobody gives a fvck about their ebola thingy wakasema cases zimeisha.😂😂😂

[Edd @Adenya_E]

You’re deep in the estate renovating a bathroom and adding some tiles here and there, out of nowhere kanjo wako kwa gate knocking.

Yet somehow they missed a whole ghorofa being built without any approvals.

[Oscar W. ✨ @Oscar_ww_]

@Kibet_bull Wicklliam Chivayo 😂😂

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

We already have Affordable Housing and SHA Billionaires what are your telling us.

[WILLIE OEBA @WillieOeba]

Ukipark gari without ticket in Nairobi CBD, It will take Kanjo 2 minutes to flash you out

But a building without occupation certificate na be inhabited as construction is ongoing & Sakaja & his hangers on will give it a blind eye

Till it collapses

[Iran in Mumbai @IRANinMumbai]

“In the media, Uncle Sam's a giant, in Hormuz, not so much.”
#persian_gulf #iran #sacred_defence

[Alfayaz 11 @Alfayaz11]

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[Anwar Saddat @AnuarSaddat]

In the “Usawa ni Sawa” movement, Wakina Ronoh Kibet are appointed as KenGen Managing Director while Wakina Omondi na Onyango are hired as goons.

[St.Paul's University @SPUKenya]

Ndio gown zinatoka Laundry, zinakuja na expressway, flying at a speed of 200KM/hr. Any attempt to hijack them will be met with heavy resistance.
Zikifika SPU nitawashow.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Gen Z job seekers are now ghosting employers after interviews, even after being told they are the preferred candidates.

According to one HR manager, a candidate went silent after being selected for a supervisory role. After nearly two weeks of calls and messages, he explained that he had accepted another job with “a better salary and a shorter commute.”

Candidates are increasingly considering factors beyond salary, including:

— Flexible working arrangements
— Medical benefits
— Shorter commutes
— Career growth opportunities

[Government of Uganda @GovUganda]

𝐔𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐍𝐎 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐄𝐛𝐨𝐥𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐬.
@Fmohnigeria @MinofHealthUG

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Happy #MashujaaDay

[Mr Wanjala @oneswanzala]

Natembeya is playing this one smartly! 🤣👏

Yes, the President opened the market, but the real traders were left outside while strangers occupied the stalls.

To avoid unnecessary confrontations over stall allocation, this is what the governor seems to have decided: those who have occupied the stalls should go ahead and do business, while the genuine traders continue selling their goods outside without interference.

Now, let the law of economics take its course! 😂

Buyers will naturally go where it is easier and more convenient to find what they need. If they can get the same goods outside without wasting time going inside the market, why would they bother?

The traders inside may soon struggle to attract customers, make losses, and eventually abandon the stalls.

🤣🤣 In the end, the market itself may decide who the genuine traders are, without anyone having to fight over the stalls!

Natembeya might just have found a smart way to let economics settle a political mess! 🔥

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

Kipchumba Murkomen,

Come here.

[𝗩𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲 𝗩𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗱 @vinguard254]

Give us a break !!

[SODF SOLDIER 🥷🫆🏹 @LeBlower]

Lecturers are on strike.
Fuel prices are soaring.
Painslips thinned.

Meanwhile those who manage your money:

[Mr.koko @_Mr_koko]

@cocoabubbleprcs Otk i spank you

[Mr.koko @_Mr_koko]

@Lanavibeee8 Yes

[Mr.koko @_Mr_koko]

@Fancymunchy Can i lick you