Max

(no pronouns/don’t refer to me ever)

[mary morgan @maryarchived]

she spent 12 hours to cook up a line like “you made a mess, i was the janitor”

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

saying "i heard this live" when a song comes on

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

"my parents wouldn't let me watch SpongeBob and I turned out fine" a caged bird thinks flying is an illness

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

Go to YouTube and type in the words "Janet Jackson" it's gonna change your life

[Vulgar Darling @lanaatyosemite]

When people say “men written by Lana Del Rey” and it’s some twink in a suit…baby this is the aesthetic…this is Off To The Races

[izzy @redshirt990]

People dead ass wanted me to feel bad for this guy

[🖤ℨ𝔬𝔢 𝔖𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔰🖤 @ZoeSinns]

These are the same people who say trans people are mentally ill and belong in asylums btw.

[🇿🇦🇪🇸🇦🇷 @lanisusername]

#notme

[WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA @slayyyter]

gonna eat 2 steaks while I'm taking a bath https://t.co/wr6yuwu7Oo

[♡madam sandler♡ @VlRTUALBOY]

Say whatever you want about Azealia but she wouldn't touch this dogshit beat with a ten foot pole

[WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA @slayyyter]

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[PATTY @PattyBourree]

Both of them pushing me at the club and not saying sorry

[local gongeous volcel thotty @feltconnoisseur]

one of the most outspoken haters of israel, on top of being bree van de kamp…she will always be famous

[coleman spilde @colemanjspilde]

STARFUCKER to WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA is very The Fame to The Fame Monster to me. like a very conceptualized, tongue-in-cheek declaration of fame and talent, followed up by a moodier, richer experiment in texture and identity that asks, “wait fuck am i actually kinda famous?”

[Larry Correia @monsterhunter45]

As someone who grew up in the San Joaquin Valley, this is about the most unsurprising thing ever. Not him being a rapist specifically, but The Beloved Labor Leader being a piece of shit was well known.
Chavez's dudes used to beat the fuck out of illegals who were cutting in on their gigs and leave their unconscious bodies in our drainage ditches.

[i put my hands on my knees @BOTTLEBLONDEZ]

Gorgeous amazing women and Kendra

[n @treceicien]

What did she said