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operating machinery you're not certified to;

taking medications you cannot pronounce

#SharpenYourSwords ⚔️ #CircleTheWagons 🦬

[fabio zetterlund 🍕 @Soucer23]

Not so funny when you’re the one being filmed crying cause you got ran through by a hockey team without consent now is it

[u o u u ɐ ɥ s @_NOTSHANNON]

"this was really heavy for me. heartbreaking, gut wrenching. I'm still not over it."

"well I never got that impression, even though I was not involved at all and barely know surface level details, and my perception is the truth so you are just crazy. As usual."

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

is being an only child slay?

[u o u u ɐ ɥ s @_NOTSHANNON]

the divine experience of knowing what you want for dinner, getting said dinner, and it being perfect and tasting exactly how you imagined

[u o u u ɐ ɥ s @_NOTSHANNON]

just held some rocks and pleaded with the supermoon moon

[u o u u ɐ ɥ s @_NOTSHANNON]

Do not talk nicely about a man, he will embarrass you the very next day. This phenomenon really should be studied

[Alexa ♡ @malleuses]

Gestures to make you more elegant and feminine

[u o u u ɐ ɥ s @_NOTSHANNON]

humbled and baffled today that I could not pick up a 75 pound chunk of metal with one hand

[u o u u ɐ ɥ s @_NOTSHANNON]

Did I just purchase 2 of the Taylor Swift cardigans and an extra crewneck I do not need to make myself feel better that this man reacted to my Instagram DM but did not actually reply? Yes, yes I fucking did. This will be added to my list of reasons to argue for my lobotomy.

[u o u u ɐ ɥ s @_NOTSHANNON]

Having a crush on a MAN [derogatory] is SO embarrassing like this is ruining my brand

[u o u u ɐ ɥ s @_NOTSHANNON]

Having a crush on a MAN [derogatory] is SO embarrassing like this is ruining my brand

[TK🍉| commissions closed @CrazySadAzn]

have you considered assigning him to hell instead

[Siobhan ✨ @Siobachka]

Okay but where’s his ankle monitor

[. @nuckssleepdemon]

✨girl trivia✨who on your team is a rapist and do you hang out with him

[jj ¹⁴ ₈₁ ⁵¹ 🍉 🐝 @lesbiansegedi]

Let me make this clear: I do not want to hear opinions. This is not a discussion. Innocent men don’t need a groupchat to get their stories straight. Innocent men don’t need to record a video of their sexual partner giving “consent.” Innocent men don’t lie to police. Fuck you.

[Lexi LaFleur Brown @lexilafleur]

The only true “core value” in the NHL is money. Anything for a deal. But let’s not forget that the fastest-growing demographic amongst hockey fans is WOMEN and giving PTOs to men accused of DV and SA will always be a poor ethical and financial decision.

[u o u u ɐ ɥ s @_NOTSHANNON]

One of the first interactions I had with my boss this morning was him turning around to ask me "Does Taylor Swift have a song on her new album about Travis Kelce's 'Redwood tree'?"

[u o u u ɐ ɥ s @_NOTSHANNON]

We are slowly approaching the "I'm tired of seeing Taylor Swift successful" storyline again just like after her success with 1989. It will soon be "cool" again to openly hate Taylor instead of trendy to love her.

"They want to see you rise, they don't want you to reign"

[RUSS @russdiemon]

disclaimer I haven’t listened to a Taylor swift song in like 10 years but I’ve just seen so many brain dead takes on this albums success that I gotta say something lmao

billboard only counts 4 physical sales per customer and 1 digital sale per week fyi and her building a fanbase (off of music) dedicated enough to actually PURCHASE her music should be nothing but admired

yalls favorite artists fake their STREAMS and do not actually SELL shit lmao and yet she’s being clowned for building a fanbase so dedicated that they BUY her music. yall are fucking idiots and have the game backwards 😂

[u o u u ɐ ɥ s @_NOTSHANNON]

For someone who wasn't the biggest Peter Pan fan as a kid, I sure do love falling for "men" who never want to grow up.

[NHL @NHL]

Jonathan Toews is a Winnipeg Jet ✈️