Spider-Man

The (not) official account for your friendly neighborhood web-slinger, Spider-Man!

Whether it's trying to save the world, or a cat from a tree.. I'll be there!

[Spider-Man @_NYCWaIICrawler]

With great power comes great responsibility

[Spider-Man @_NYCWaIICrawler]

Elon Is killing me its time I put down the mask 🥀

[Spider-Man @_NYCWaIICrawler]

Elon thought I was a robot after I said this and now my twitter is absolutely exploding #cantsavethebabyaftermyheroicsbylockingmebrochaco

[Spider-Man @_NYCWaIICrawler]

Just absolutely body slammed a criminal into a civilian walking around with their baby on accident #fuckoutmyway #nomorebaby

[Spider-Man @_NYCWaIICrawler]

Just absolutely body slammed a criminal into a civilian walking around with their baby on accident #fuckoutmyway #nomorebaby

[Spider-Man @_NYCWaIICrawler]

@fiik64 This is badass

[Spider-Man @_NYCWaIICrawler]

Fuck yeah dude Spider-Beanie

[Spider-Man @_NYCWaIICrawler]

@SilverFan101 Maybe

[Spider-Man @_NYCWaIICrawler]

@OocTobeyM On Aunt May this is so true

[Spider-Man @_NYCWaIICrawler]

I can't take this anymore, being Spider-Man is too hard.
Someone tryna sue me cause I accidentally punched a criminal directly into their car dealing major property damage

[Spider-Man @_NYCWaIICrawler]

I'm going to brutally beat the fuck out of Daniel until his brains are spilling out from his eye sockets and a river of blood replaces the air that leaves his mouth when he tries to gasp whilst he cries and whimpers of pain

[Spider-Man @_NYCWaIICrawler]

and i get fucking punched, grabbed, all kinds of things by this guy by the way

[Spider-Man @_NYCWaIICrawler]

@Avatar_TheAsh @SonyPictures @MarvelStudios @SpiderMan @SpiderManMovie @dhebshxbxbb @K2strikes me because I'm Spider-Man

[Spider-Man @_NYCWaIICrawler]

The ender dragon is the ender woman

[John Shedletsky @Shedletsky]

Minecraft lore question: where are all the Enderwomen?

[Spider-Man @_NYCWaIICrawler]

Working on a web bomb I can shoot from my web-shooters that'll instantly explode someone's appendix by giving them appendicitis

@BklynSpide84263 pull up I need to test this

[Spider-Man @_NYCWaIICrawler]

This is why I love being in the Marvel Universe

[Spider-Man @_NYCWaIICrawler]

@PausedSponge

[Spider-Man @_NYCWaIICrawler]

@unknown303xv Banana

[Spider-Man @_NYCWaIICrawler]

@litteralyme0_ Well I'm there so obviously yes

[Spider-Man @_NYCWaIICrawler]

@unknown303xv I agree

[Spider-Man @_NYCWaIICrawler]

he in fact addresses the racial slurs ts frying me

[Spider-Man @_NYCWaIICrawler]

So you're not gonna address the racial slurs that they forced you to say against your will?