Literally don’t fall for fake outrage.
Ask your local feminist what feminists are actually mad about.
It’s probably rapists getting off on $400 fines.
It’s definitely not Baby It’s Cold Outside or Santa being a man.
My villain origin story is that Caleb and I’s separate insurance plans basically only let us shop at CVS, which would be great except the only non-suburb CVS pharmacy in Dayton is open 8-5 M-F.
I think I don’t know how to order at Starbucks.
Last time I went my vanilla sweet cream cold brew had the cream in the bottom so it was well mixed. Todays vanilla sweet cream cold brew “doesn’t come with cream.”
There’s a bodega behind our office now and lemme tell ya we are a changed people. The flare with which we say “going to the bodega” is unmatched, the energy untamable.
I’m 71% through a book, but I stopped reading because quite frankly the conflict has resulted in a second hand embarrassment so mortifying I can’t go on.
Wild that before motherhood, the maximum acceptable amount of throw up on my body before I needed to shower was any amount more than zero throw ups. Now it’s like I can feel that but I can’t see it so that’s OK.
This week someone told me that anti-anxiety meds just aren’t necessary when you can just cope and like… this person clearly hasn’t seen me off my anti-anxiety meds for a day.
Nadia doesn’t know movies or actors pt 100000000
Caleb: I once knew a girl who adamantly thought Pacific Rim was the perfect action movie
Me: is that the one with Vin Diesel and the babies?
Caleb: No??? What are you..?
Nadia: nvm. That’s the Pacifier
My mom just said “okay, I’ll wrap this up and then be down soon for the tornado’ing”
No joke, she’s stayed with us 4 or 5 times since baby was born and 3 of them we’ve had a tornado watch or warning
I love videos where they’re like “does she look better as a fall or a summer?” Because I’m always like “summer! For sure!” And they’re without fail like “yes; a fall. She looks awful in summer.”
So if you ever see me looking bad it’s just that I don’t know what is good
We joked “it can’t be worse than Xena’s last limp when we received a referral to a Columbus ortho surgeon for a hip replacement.” And here we are with another ortho surgeon referral.. at least this one is local??
Im just a girl, standing in front of my husband’s employer begging them to finally correct his federal deduction because for the 2nd year in a row we owe like $1,200 because his company isn’t taking out enough.
Experts saying to switch from swaddle to sleep sack when the baby prefers arms-out sleep as if this boy hasn’t been an arms-out sleeper since his birth 🙄🙄🙄
• so poorly written the dialogue is comical
• ridiculously farcical and far fetched
• almost positive not a single person in it is actually Irish
• also positive no one working on the film has ever been to Ireland
• it's the best film I've ever seen