Mama Kitty 🐱🌸💫

Minding MY Business ⚓️ Matriarch of the Hill Kids 🦄🤍🦕

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

do not bring anybody to my house with you unannounced

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

You'd make a killing doing parties for rich people

[KikiRealTalk - Mélenchon 2027 ✊🏾🇫🇷 @KikiRealTalk]

@Ritawhoras This is off the runway!!! Iktr 💅🏾

[Masin Elijè @MasinElije]

Something about these underwear that make me feel like a nigga ass stink.

[Tre Levé❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹 @TooAuthentic]

@KUNTAKUNTY Lmao all she said was she don’t know white ppl outside of comedy. Y’all weird

[Mama Kitty 🐱🌸💫 @_NaomisWorld]

The fact that we slept all night with our garage completely open is insane 😵‍💫

[Mama Kitty 🐱🌸💫 @_NaomisWorld]

I need @Google to get rid of whatever fucking verification system they use cause BITCH HOW TF YOU LOG ME OUT OF MY ACCOUNT AND THEN TELL ME I CAN'T LOGIN CAUSE YOOUUU DONT RECOGNIZE THE DEVICE?!??! Idgaf what you recognize this my phone & I need to access my damn emails! 😡🤬🤬😤

[Mama Kitty 🐱🌸💫 @_NaomisWorld]

@AtHomeStores having this as their banner but it not actually working is really frustrating me this morning. I damn near don't even want to order from them anymore cause why lie 😒

[Keash ❤️💁🏾‍♀️🦅 @__mommianak___]

So because she has a twin she can’t do a damn trend ? She supposed to call her sister from miles away to spare y’all feelings? I hope y’all be worried about y’all own family this much

[Mama Kitty 🐱🌸💫 @_NaomisWorld]

Trains be so inconvenient. I went from being on time to 15 minutes late 😒. My destination is literally right on the other side of the tracks 🙄

[Mama Kitty 🐱🌸💫 @_NaomisWorld]

My life is a cartoon episode sometimes.

My kids just came running in my room. Ran across my bed. Jumped off. Then ran out.

Me: 👀��😐

Lol not a single word was said so I have no idea what the heck was that about.

[Mama Kitty 🐱🌸💫 @_NaomisWorld]

Lol unless you were my grandparents. Had my Big Papa paying child support and they were very much married and all living in the same house. I'm surprised he never fought her on it 😂
...
*May their souls continue to rest peacefully together 🕊️💞

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

You know who doesn't pay child support, HUSBANDS. 🤷🏾‍♀️

[Mama Kitty 🐱🌸💫 @_NaomisWorld]

Steelers need to get in the damn game. Out there looking like fucking amateurs 😒😑🤦🏽‍♀️

[Mama Kitty 🐱🌸💫 @_NaomisWorld]

Fedex slick just broke my heart with the last minute delivery update to tomorrow morning AKA... it's not going to make it. 🙃🫠

[Mama Kitty 🐱🌸💫 @_NaomisWorld]

All 3 of my bonnets are MIA so I took my man durag.. cause not wrapping this fresh silk press definitely wasn't an option.. I wish yall could've seen the look on his face when he woke up this morning and realized it was me who had it on. He said he was searching hi & low for it😭

[Mama Kitty 🐱🌸💫 @_NaomisWorld]

I knew it!! Lol I be so invested in the crime documentaries I be watching. I couldn't wait to make it to the end of this episode cause I knew about 10min in exactly who the killer was gonna turn out to be. Smh

[Mama Kitty 🐱🌸💫 @_NaomisWorld]

Like I've literally just been walking around room to room doing absolutely nothing 😂

[Mama Kitty 🐱🌸💫 @_NaomisWorld]

It's so rare for all of my kids to be gone at once that I don't even know what to do with myself and all this free time.

[Mama Kitty 🐱🌸💫 @_NaomisWorld]

I love price comparison annnd majority of Target's groceries are currently at least $0.50 - $1.50 less than Kroger. They usually have BOGO and paired with the 15% off all food and beverage promo they just ran *chef's kiss*. Don't sleep on them 😌👌🏽

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

grocery shopping at target feels like going to get a burger at buffalo wild wild wings