I went to go pick up a job we had done at another machine shop and when I walked in the foreman asked if I was a “Slice guy” when I said yes he said he knew cuz I was too pretty to work in a real machine shop. I have extremely mixed emotions
Me in my head after getting told I have to leave the library by a cop: wow you think you’re so big but you’re just a library cop get outta my face.
Me actually: absolutely no problem sir, right away