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[nazeer @_Nazeer_Khan]

This is what a real comedian looks like.

[nazeer @_Nazeer_Khan]

https://t.co/JxCA5fOjr7

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@TaiwoMuyiwa3 Why is this shit on my fucking feed.

This is the reason why this app fucking fucks ass.

[nazeer @_Nazeer_Khan]

@Kbick45 @PhilAPerry @NBCSCameraGuys You’re a fucking loser.

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

Just said a joke and heard crickets. Crickets laughing their asses off

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

“AI is coming for our jobs” I would love to see an AI robot sell adderall to its nephew’s friends

[nazeer @_Nazeer_Khan]

Me, at every single shit open mic ever:

[HinduHomeBoy @HinduHomeBoy]

@PicturesFoIder Dude is high on life

[nazeer @_Nazeer_Khan]

You know a comedian is good when he/she is good & sucks ass at the same time

[nazeer @_Nazeer_Khan]

@AAAzharoddavami @moment_mirthful @gunsnrosesgirl3 You’re a fucking loser.

[nazeer @_Nazeer_Khan]

@historyinmemes Legend.

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

Walking into an eye doctors office 5 minutes after the eclipse and going “I know. I know”

[mark normand @marknorm]

First the mermaid now this!!!! #Eclipse2024

[nazeer @_Nazeer_Khan]

@Morbidful Hamas.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

y’all remember when mike tyson didn’t know that hasbulla is a grown man😭😭

[nazeer @_Nazeer_Khan]

@sssstenhouse 😂😂😂

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

There’s always some guy right outside the public bathroom on the most important business call of his life

[nazeer @_Nazeer_Khan]

@Lenscap NCIS

[nazeer @_Nazeer_Khan]

@harriweinreb If you think Santa was crazy, try Allah brother.

[Paul Rust @paulrust]

Leonard Cohen finishes writing “Hallelujah,” stands up from the piano, calls a close friend on the phone and says “I think I’ve just written the perfect song for the sad montage in Shrek.”

[Dr. Tyler Lemco @tlemco]

Wow he got both covers in the same month 👏

[nazeer @_Nazeer_Khan]

@PatsBuzz I think Washington (respectfully) is worst team than any of these other teams, so possibly none.