>be me
>at a party
>2026
>guy flexing a Monet
>whip out my @CryptoDickbutts
>silence.jpg
>woman whispers “is that…?”
>nod solemnly
>room erupts
>guy wants to trade two Picassos for it
>politely decline
>feel the cultural weight of refusal
>leave in cybercab
>check !size
Imagine getting a Harvard MBA & PhD in economics, working 100 hours a week to go up the ranks at Goldman Sachs, doing sophisticated financials models - only to be completely outperformed by something called a Crypto Dick Butt.