Alex

Artist, politico, Red.
Seek first to understand.

[Alex @_NinjaSquirrel]

@BritishBakeOff @RealDMitchell @Isysuttie @RealMattKing

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/Muxqp4beK9

[Alex @_NinjaSquirrel]

@TheAthleticFC Vultures are circling. That's why I expect they'll get prospective action (points deduction). Retrospective will open the door for all sorts of legal consequences. A fine doesn't help either, cos let's face it City can afford it

[Alex @_NinjaSquirrel]

@Livbridge ...then I was in a queue of about 400 people. 2-3 mins later you see the stadium seating, select a seat then put your precode in to unlock. Recommend knowing which blocks you'd like to target and how much you're willing to spend, ahead of time

[Alex @_NinjaSquirrel]

@Livbridge Yeah it took me 5 mins, plenty of seats. My advice: pick a Tuesday or Sunday, dates that cause conflicts for most. I followed exactly what they said - entered 30 mins early, one tab on one device, no refreshing. It may take a few seconds to auto-refresh once it hits your time...

[Alex @_NinjaSquirrel]

@MartinSLewis Put simply, you'd invest in a private pension, right? A Stocks and Shares ISA and a pension carry the exact same market risk when holding comparable medium-risk assets. The difference lies in accessibility and tax timing, not the behaviour of the underlying funds

[Oasis @oasis]

With code emails due to be sent out over the next few days, please read this post carefully and be aware of potential Oasis Live ’27 ticket scams.

[Brandon Acosta 🇵🇷 @KinglyRed]

RIP to the man behind the greatest line read of all time

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

#areyouabaleba

[Alex @_NinjaSquirrel]

@Assassins_UK Steam / PC ☠️

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Checkmate, Nige.

[Alex @_NinjaSquirrel]

Em-BOO-moh. How hard is it to say? #mbuemo #manutd

[Alex @_NinjaSquirrel]

@FootballRamble The greatest manager does not put his ego above others

[Alex @_NinjaSquirrel]

@David_Ornstein @MarioCortegana @TheAthleticFC When are they gooner learn, this is the RM player tactic to get a better deal

[Alex @_NinjaSquirrel]

Bin for the win 🗑🚮

[Cuz @HeIsTheCuz]

got my Binface leaflet today and it genuinely feels like I’ve been visited by Santa

[Alex @_NinjaSquirrel]

@GBPolitcs @Survation Beating... a bin

[UEFA @UEFA]

Statement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National AssociationStatement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National AssociationStatement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National AssociationStatement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National Associations

[Premier League @premierleague]

The Premier League is a founder member of the European Leagues and fully supports this statement.

[UEFA @UEFA]

UEFA statement on The Times article: ⬇️

[Alex @_NinjaSquirrel]

@CountBinface

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan