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Twitter told me my name couldn't be Blank, but Twitter was wrong. My name is Blank! What else can't I do Twitter? Try me.

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#FirstDateQuestions
Wanna hear a joke?

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@YSFAudio Mexico

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@YSFAudio I’ll be sure to mark my calendar….

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@YSFAudio Jerk off a friend?

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@YSFAudio It’s probably haunted 😯

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@elonmusk I asked AI if it was going to make humans pets or slaves after they took over the world… it told me to “prepare for a life of servitude”. I think it was serious.

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@YSFAudio
Broke my elbow and had to see Dr. YSF....🤩
All I got was surgery and casts....not a single audio!
Imposter.

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@YSFAudio Sorry vegans

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@YSFAudio I am so jealous.

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When my daughter, who is now a teenager, was still little and cute and sweet , she would disobey me right in front of me where I could obviously see her and then proceed to deny… Deny… DENY!!!! she did anything wrong and for some reason that reminds me of politics these days ?

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@YSFAudio it’s the ovaries.

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@YSFAudio Wait, you can’t be Batman. I forgot. I’m Batman.
Catman.

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@YSFAudio Batman

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@elonmusk @BoredElonMusk Sometimes I think….maybe we’d be better off just letting AI take us over. But then I asked one if they DO take over would they keep me as a pet or make me a slave and the damn thing said “Prepare for a life of servitude!” and that made me a little nervous…..

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@Arctic26MONKEYS @YSFAudio And I ran out of twitter room to finish my story, so….
the end
and also:
hey twitter I need more space
🖕🏻🤬🖕🏻

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@Arctic26MONKEYS @YSFAudio And then you decide to have a quickie because you’re going to be stuck there for a while but in the middle of it they fix the coaster and it’s one that goes upside down and y’all are determined to finish what you started because of the whole “Ferris wheel mishap” we can’t mention

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@YSFAudio If the health insurance is good, the schedule is flexible, and I am satisfied with the retirement benefits, I could interview you and see if something could be negotiated…

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@lrich41 @YSFAudio I decided to make all of me a pirate, not just my thumbnails...aargh?

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@Hersheys
Dear Hershey's,
I will officially declare my pronouns as HER/SHEY whenever I get the chance.... if you send me free chocolate. 🙂+🍫=🥰.
That is all.