smft

everything’s a joke to me //

[Life @Ritu4637283]

@yousexuaa I call babies them and it based purely on the fact I have no idea what they are.

[َ @ungodlywests]

got home from work with my battery at 80%

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

when people date for like 5 years and break up i literally get really scared

[andreza @andrezahoffer]

Eu ODEIO gente que não respeita quem tá dormindo, eu fico MUITO puta, de verdade

[Liz @Babylizzqt]

“I feel like I need to pee” girl if you don’t squirt all over me rn🙄

[Return of the Butch Queen ♛ @imjerrynotkevin]

LMAOOOOOO

[CBFW ᥫ᭡ @Stunnianna]

Never run into ppl I cut off. They don’t do the cool shit I do.

[smft @_NoClaim_]

I’m so vain. My brother posted a video of himself with my elbow in it and I kept replaying it to catch a glimpse of just my elbow.

[♤ @haworthes]

every show i’m watching rn is complete ass shoutout to everybody fr great work

[nina lee @NinaSerafina]

I’ve never wanted something as badly as I want my life to dramatically change for the better… best… over the next few months. It’s time. It’s my time.

[h @ruinsunflower]

don't do an everything shower on an empty stomach if you're anaemic

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

my biggest ick is people who wake up first and start slamming doors, opening drawers, and walking around like sleep isn’t a thing

[smft @_NoClaim_]

@MrBeast What about a reply?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

POV: How it feels returning to ur seat after giving the worst presentation known to man (the pressure is gone)

[rachel @sophiepoets]

oh

[AT @primediscussion]

The biggest losers in the world having access to each other online has made them all progressively worse.