Nora Kate

“I’m a huge liability, but I have a big heart and I’m fun to be around”

[Nora Kate @_NoraKate]

@septheartist @AweniOnibata Yeah, I am. And as one I’m not sure where you get off being the policer of fat people everywhere. Learn to keep your irrelevant and trash opinions off the internet and mind your own fucking business. There’s no crime against you because someone is fat. Get a new hobby.

[Nora Kate @_NoraKate]

@septheartist @AweniOnibata Hey! So *I*suggest that before you offer your opinion again, you think on it for a bit, maybe do a little dance, and then shut the fuck up. You people hate seeing a fat person living a good life. She’s clean, rich, happy, AND fat. Go run your mouth elsewhere.

[Nora Kate @_NoraKate]

@inezwil @_wej01 It’s not “sick” or “vacation”, it’s PTO, personal time off. You get x amount of days to use for your personal time. Sick days, vacation, kids field trips, day after the Super Bowl, whatever. When companies don’t separate them, people complain, when companies do, people complain.

[tom stakes @tomstakes]

I love following Tank Bigsby on IG bc he his posts are just real life shit & then oh btw I’m on the Eagles 😭😭

[Nora Kate @_NoraKate]

@Ask_Spectrum do you know you have agents in your billing department fraudulently charging customers bills & lying about promotions that don’t exist? Called in to *only* transfer service from one apartment to another and my bill went from 84.99 to 152.90 after one phone call.

[Nora Kate @_NoraKate]

Going on a very public homophobic and vitriolic rant criticizing the company you work for & some of the most prolific members of that company will actually get you fired from most jobs. This isn’t a religion vs free speech thing, this is an employee vs a code of conduct thing

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

The Chicago Bulls are waiving guard Jaden Ivey after his recent anti-LGBTQ comments amid several rants on religion and other topics, sources tell ESPN.

[Nora Kate @_NoraKate]

@geka9400 @toplonging The statistics do not in fact report on voluntary choking during sex. It speaks of “intimate partners” which implies the person doing the otherwise non consensual choking is a partner of the victim in question, however these studies are not referring to specifically sex choking.

[Nora Kate @_NoraKate]

@impossibled_ @QueenMab87 Are there meds you have either not taken or taken too much of today, by chance? If the former, do you have a psychiatrist you can call? Because, Christ, you sound genuinely unwell.

[Nora Kate @_NoraKate]

This platform has been so miserable since it’s now promoting nonsense, no context tweets to the timeline. sure this person is saying something interesting but why tf do I have to know about it. There was a shooting in Canada today & I have not seen a single gd tweet about that.

[taryn @tarynewyss]

not a doll collector but as a historical fashion enthusiast i am mourning for the american girl community. i stand in solidarity with you all through this time.

[Nora Kate @_NoraKate]

@DylanSinnott Seriously, the app thing is so annoying. Sometimes it’s 2 minutes early, sometimes it’s fully a cycle late and there’s no way to know. Seems super silly that they wouldn’t invest in the upgrade to an app that supports this. I would use the light rail far more often.

[Nora Kate @_NoraKate]

Wrong wrong wrong, loud and wrong.

[Mike Matthews @muscleforlife]

The existence of GLP-1 drugs proves that for 99% of people, the "root cause" of their obesity wasn't a mysterious metabolic glitch, a thyroid issue, or a toxin.

They simply were eating too much food.

[Nora Kate @_NoraKate]

@Melo_Malebo People in these replies have the reading comprehension of a goldfish.

[Nora Kate @_NoraKate]

@Light42Lime @OakesMarianne The fuck is your problem, Amy?

[Nora Kate @_NoraKate]

@gertieok @Parkerlawyer For a “stand up comedian” you’re not very funny… maybe choose another outlet for your inside thoughts that aren’t a grieving person celebrating human kindness.

[Nora Kate @_NoraKate]

@FalconryFinance Just an FYI…this is a dive bar/restaurant in Charlotte. It’s not a store, it’s a bar with kitschy aesthetic. They also have bras, polaroids, christmas lights & a full sized bike hanging from the ceiling. They sell chicken nuggets in Chinese take out boxes. It’s not that deep.

[Nora Kate @_NoraKate]

Whole thread mad their team can’t do a tush push with accuracy. Way wah wah. Go birds.

[David J. Chao - ProFootballDoc @ProFootballDoc]

Low #SICscore on referee eyes today. So much for point of emphasis on tush push.

[Nora Kate @_NoraKate]

Do men even like women at this point?

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

If you're still insecure about your girl's body count, there's a trick to get the real number.

When the topic comes up, act super sex-positive. “Don’t worry babe, I actually *prefer* girls with experience.”

Reassure her. Make her feel safe. Once she opens up and tells you a number, you still can't be certain because she might see through the ruse. Laugh and make fun of her for it being too *low*. Hopefully this inspires her to confess the real number.

Once she does this, that's when you flip and call her a whore and leave

[Nora Kate @_NoraKate]

And here I thought my 2024-25 basketball boycott would be over…

[Nora Kate @_NoraKate]

I absolutely guarantee you it was more than 37 phones stolen…

[CMPD News @CMPD]

🚨 Heads up, South End! 🚨 For months, thieves have been targeting cell phones in some of the area’s most popular bars and restaurants. Our data shows 37 cell phone larcenies between Jan. 1 – June 23, a 106% increase in these districts compared to 2024. Hear from our Central Division’s Capt. Wagner on what you can do to protect your valuable devices.